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1. $ware (shŏp-wr)

  1. a. (n.) A damaging clump of commercial software that leads to the purchase of more software.
  2. b. (n.) yĕs-yĕs-wr. Suit-speak (SS). That worthless piece of drekware we foisted on our customers, and made even more money selling the dreks our new version, which will fix it all, again.
  3. c. (n.) swr. Customer-speak (CS). The latest update.

2. 007 (dŭb'əl-ō-sĕv'ən)

  1. a. (n.) A license to kill; used in medical terminology when someone makes a mistake.

    Example: One's friend in Med-School tells them that they almost killed someone, and they reply, saying, "007."

3. 112% (wŭn hŭn'drĭd twĕlv pər-sĕnt')

  1. a. (adv.) Sarcastically To achieve better results than what is possible; to exceed the best possible outcome.

    Example: Mom, I'll clean my room 112%.

4. 404 (fr-ō-fr)

  1. a. (n.) A clueless person.

    Example: "Don't bother asking him... He's 404, man."

5. 7 (sĕ-vən)

  1. a. (n.) One of many prime numbers.

6. @$$ (ās)

  1. a. (n.) A common loophole spelling of ass used in places where profanity is filtered or not appreciated.

    Example: The guy monitoring this chat room is an @$$ for kicking Lisa out.

7. a crappella (' krə-pĕl'ə, ' krăp'ĕl-ə)

  1. a. (adj.) Poorly, and without instrumental accompaniment.

    Example: On the heels of success, Strafe No Phaser performed a crappella in front of a packed audience at the Star Trek Convention hoping for a repeat of famed a cappella group, Straight No Chaser.

8. abacus (ə-bāk'əs)

  1. a. (v.) The process of baking an item for a person or group.

    Example: Hey guys, are you hungry? Abacus some pie!

9. abandick (ə-băn'dĭk)

  1. a. (v.tr.) To leave a man mid-sexual intercourse, causing him much frustration and physical discomfort.

    Example: She abandicked me right then and there, and I've not seen her since.

10. abandonmitt (ə-băn'dən-mĭt)

  1. a. (n.) The act of abruptly letting go of someone's hand before they anticipated it.

    Example: She sought therapy because of her severe abandonmitt issues.

11. abbone (ăb-bō-nē)

  1. a. (adj.) The agony or severe pain caused by attempting to stand or walk when a person's knees have seized up, primarily after a prolonged period of inactivity. Most commonly suffered by travelers using trains, cars, and planes as methods of transportation.

12. abbreveil (ə-brē'vāl')

  1. a. (v.) To shorten words in a sentence or text to a point where no meaning can be construed from it.

13. abdicake (ăb'dĭ-kāk)

  1. a. (v.) To give up the last piece of cake to someone else.

    Example: Is anyone going to eat the last piece of cake? I was but I'll abdicake in your favor.

14. abdictate (ăb'dĭk-tāt')

  1. a. (v.in.) To give up telling someone what to do. To relinquish the role of sovereign dictator.

    Example: This all would have been easier if that guy abdictated rather than fight to the death.

15. abolical (ə-bŏ'lĭ-kəl)

  1. a. (adj.) Something loathsome or unusually cruel perhaps associated with dire misfortune.

16. abominaball (ə-bŏm'ə-nə-bl)

  1. a. (n.) Any ball that has made its way into the interior of a greenhouse or home by exploiting the presence of an unopened window.

17. abso-toodle-utely (ăb'sŭ-t'dŭ-lt'lē)

  1. a. (interj.) Absolutely, with emphasis. Expressed when "absolutely" is not definitive enough.

    Example: Question: Did you just make that word up?
    Answer: Abso-toodle-utely not! It's on unwords.com!

18. absotively (āb'sə-tĭv'lē)

  1. a. (contr.) A contraction of absolutely and positively.

    Example: I absotively agree with you!

19. abstinate (ăb'stə-nāt')

  1. a. (v.) The act of not giving one's self to anyone, no matter how much they beg.

20. abusement (ə-byuz'mənt)

  1. a. (n.) Abusive entertainment. A contraction of abuse and entertainment.

    Example: For example, when one give a baby a dill pickle just to watch them make that screwy face.

21. abzot (ăb-zŏt)

  1. a. (n.) The device in a currency changer that determines whether a bill is too wrinkled or not.

22. a cappello (' kə-pě'lō)

  1. a. (adj.) To sing a solo in a cappella.

    Example: I don't even need the beat I can rock it a cappello!

23. acceptacle (āk-sěp'tə-kəl)

  1. a. (n.) A garbage receptacle that accepts all types of garbage - metal, plastic, glass, and organic.

    Example: A sandwich in a plastic container in a paper bag? This looks like a job for the accepticle!

24. accidentist (āk'sĭ-dən'tĭst)

  1. a. (n.) A dentist known for making mistakes.

    Example: My accidentist decided to drill my good molars at my appointment today.

25. accidon't (ăk'sĭ-dōnt)

  1. a. (v.) To avoid accidue.

    Example: I managed to accidon't it.

 

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