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101. apatheticist (ap'ə-thĕ'tĭ-cĭst)
- a. (n.) One who advocates apathy as the only logical response towards unanswerable questions or ineluctable problems. Similarly: apatheticism (philos.)
102. apostrophascist (ə-pŏs'trə-fă'cĭst)
- a. (n.) One of the army of self-righteous goons that jumps on others as soon as they veer even slightly away from the hideously outdated English grammar and punctuation standards laid down by the Victorians when they realized their mother tongue was a mutated to the point that it would never have the elegance of Latin or the precision of High German.
103. appendasm (ə-pĕn-dăz'əm)
- a. (n.) The twitching, uncomfortable sensation that passes through a limb when it is awakened from an appendoze. Appendasms may last for some time and can be quite intense depending on the length and depth of the appendoze.
104. appendoze (ə-pĕn-dōz)
- a. (v.) The phenomena in which a part of the body seems to go to sleep. This is due to the body part having restricted blood flow for an extended period. The re-awakening of the ailing limb is achieved by re-positioning it.
105. applicating (ăp'lĭ-kāt'ĭng)
- a. (v.tr.) The act of submitting applications.
106. appointed (ə-poin'tĭd)
- a. (adj.) To be thoroughly satisfied with something; the opposite of disappointed.
Example: He was most appointed by the meal.
107. aprepilliac (ăp'rĭ-pĭl'lē-ăk)
- a. (n.) A pill addict that keeps walking into a pharmacy and forgetting why.
108. aquadextrous (ak'wə-dek'strəs)
- a. (adj.) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
109. aquafelinephobia (ăk'wə-fē'lī'nə-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) The fear of cats that can swim.
110. aqualibrium (ăk'wə-lĭb'rē-əm)
- a. (n.) The point where the stream of drinking fountain water reaches the perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from either having to suck from the nozzle or from squirting him or herself in the eye.
- b. (n.) ăk'wə-lĭb'rē-əm. The point at which the water in the bathtub is at just the right temperature.
111. arachnidiot (ərăk'nĭd'ē-ət)
- a. (n.) A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web begins gyrating and flailing about wildly. See also: arachnijig
112. arachnijig (ə-răk-nĭ'jĭg)
- a. (n.) The involuntary dancing motion one makes when one accidentally walks into a spider web, or is told there's a spider on them.
113. arbitraitor (är'bĭ-trā'tər)
- a. (n.) A mediator who suddenly takes sides in a dispute.
114. aristonaut (ə-rĭs'tə-nôt')
- a. (n.) Someone who bought their way into space with large amounts of money not available to the general masses.
115. arrognorant (ăr'əg'nər-ənt)
- a. (n.) A person who thinks they know everything, but is usually wrong.
116. arrow-waster (ăr'ō-wā'stər)
- a. (n.) One who does not immediately proceed when a left-turn arrow flashes green; preventing following motorists from making it through on the light.
117. Asianly (ā'zhən'lē)
- a. (adj.) The way Asian people go about doing something; The Asian way.
Example: Look at how Asianly they're driving. It is just not safe to be out here when they drive like that.
118. asslazy (ăs-lā'zē)
- a. (adj.) Describing an overly hyper and active couch-potato.
119. assplash (ăs-splăsh)
- a. (n.) Water from the toilet that splashing on one's gluteus maximus during a bowel movement. Also, the act of a toilet, equipped with a water spray, when it washes one's gluteus maximus when they use the second lever.
120. assquatch (ăs'kwŏch)
- a. (n.) One who has an extremely furry posterior.
121. asstastic (ăs-tăs'tĭk)
- a. (adj.) Having enhanced buttocks.
- b. (adj.) Aiding the enhancement of buttocks.
- c. (adj.) Any article of clothing or other worn article participating in the enhancement of one's posterior.
Example: In preparation for a good night's clubbing, I slipped into my asstastic plastic pants.
122. astronauseous (ăs'trō-nô'shəs)
- a. (adj.) The physical discomfort experienced in the highest reaches of the planet's stratosphere. Similarly: astronausea, cosmonauseous.
123. athupendecimal (ô-thŏ-pĕn'dĕs'ə-məl)
- a. (n.) Posessing a "know-all" personality. As in: "Your athupendecimal behaviour is offending me."
- b. (n.) Also, the quality of one's "know-all" personality. As in: "You have a great athupendecimality."
124. autocrappy (ô'tə-krăp'ē)
- a. (adj.) Describing something that, although brand new, is unappealing or tasteless. Signifying an automatic categorization among poor products.
Example: Almost everything found in the dirty bin at Sprawl-mart is autocrappy.
125. automagically (ô'tə-măj'ĭ'kăl-lē)
- a. (adv.) Automatically by a process that one does not understand or cannot be bothered to explain to anyone else.
Example: Alex automagically fixed Sandra's computer for her.
