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101. anticiprecipitate (ăn-tĭs'ə-prĭ-sĭp'ĭ-tāt')

  1. a. (v.) Looking out a window persistently while anticipating a change in the weather that is to one's liking.

102. anticiprecipitation (ăn-tĭs'ə-prĭ-sĭp'ĭ-tā'shən)

  1. a. (n.) Any instance of anticiprecipitating. An expectation describing one who looks out a window in a persistent manner to see if there has been a change in the weather that is to their liking.

103. anticitickle (ăn'tĭs'ə)

  1. a. (v.) When one instinctively reacts to being tickled, before the tickle has actually occurred. Often, one is considered telepathically or telekinetically ticklish in cases like this.
  2. b. (v.) When the anticipation of being tickled causes the afflicted to flinch and jerk around.

104. anticluistic (ăn'tē-klü'ĭs'tĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) Describing a person who actively repels any attempt at getting a clue.

105. anticompanionize (ăn'tī-kəm-păn'yən-īz')

  1. a. (v.) One's constant rejection of their boyfriend's or girlfriend's companion animal, or generally hating their partner's cat or dog for absolutely no reason at all.

106. antigravisnot (ăn'tē-grăv'ĭ-snŏt)

  1. a. (n.) The ability of snot to run down one's face while their head is tilted back.

107. anxieapeek (ăng-zĭ'ĭ-pĕk)

  1. a. (n.) The cautious opening of an envelope containing semester grades or other possibly dangerous material.

108. apatheist (ăp'ə-thē-ĭst)

  1. a. (n.) One who denies the possible existence of a supreme being only because they have a lack of interest in discovering this for oneself. Often mistaken with an atheist who openly denies the existence of God or gods, and refuses to say otherwise.

109. apatheticist (ap'ə-thĕ'tĭ-cĭst)

  1. a. (n.) One who advocates apathy as the only logical response towards unanswerable questions or ineluctable problems. Similarly: apatheticism (philos.)

110. apostrophascist (ə-pŏs'trə-fă'cĭst)

  1. a. (n.) One of the army of self-righteous goons that jumps on others as soon as they veer even slightly away from the hideously outdated English grammar and punctuation standards laid down by the Victorians when they realized their mother tongue was a mutated to the point that it would never have the elegance of Latin or the precision of High German.

111. appendasm (ə-pĕn-dăz'əm)

  1. a. (n.) The twitching, uncomfortable sensation that passes through a limb when it is awakened from an appendoze. Appendasms may last for some time and can be quite intense depending on the length and depth of the appendoze.

112. appendoze (ə-pĕn-dōz)

  1. a. (v.) The phenomena in which a part of the body seems to go to sleep. This is due to the body part having restricted blood flow for an extended period. The re-awakening of the ailing limb is achieved by re-positioning it.

113. applicating (ăp'lĭ-kāt'ĭng)

  1. a. (v.tr.) The act of submitting applications.

114. appointed (ə-poin'tĭd)

  1. a. (adj.) To be thoroughly satisfied with something; the opposite of disappointed.

    Example: He was most appointed by the meal.

115. aprepilliac (ăp'rĭ-pĭl'lē-ăk)

  1. a. (n.) A pill addict that keeps walking into a pharmacy and forgetting why.

116. aquadextrous (ak'wə-dek'strəs)

  1. a. (adj.) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

117. aquafelinephobia (ăk'wə-fē'lī'nə-fō'bē-ə)

  1. a. (n.) The fear of cats that can swim.

118. aqualibrium (ăk'wə-lĭb'rē-əm)

  1. a. (n.) The point where the stream of drinking fountain water reaches the perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from either having to suck from the nozzle or from squirting him or herself in the eye.
  2. b. (n.) ăk'wə-lĭb'rē-əm. The point at which the water in the bathtub is at just the right temperature.

119. arachnidiot (ərăk'nĭd'ē-ət)

  1. a. (n.) A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web begins gyrating and flailing about wildly. See also: arachnijig

120. arachnijig (ə-răk-nĭ'jĭg)

  1. a. (n.) The involuntary dancing motion one makes when one accidentally walks into a spider web, or is told there's a spider on them.

121. arbitraitor (är'bĭ-trā'tər)

  1. a. (n.) A mediator who suddenly takes sides in a dispute.

122. aristonaut (ə-rĭs'tə-nôt')

  1. a. (n.) Someone who bought their way into space with large amounts of money not available to the general masses.

123. arrognorant (ăr'əg'nər-ənt)

  1. a. (n.) A person who thinks they know everything, but is usually wrong.

124. arrow-waster (ăr'ō-wā'stər)

  1. a. (n.) One who does not immediately proceed when a left-turn arrow flashes green; preventing following motorists from making it through on the light.

125. Asianly (ā'zhən'lē)

  1. a. (adj.) The way Asian people go about doing something; The Asian way.

    Example: Look at how Asianly they're driving. It is just not safe to be out here when they drive like that.

 

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