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1401. telecrastination (tel'ə-kras'tə-nā'shən)
- a. (n.) The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
1402. teleflector (tĕl'ĭ-flĕk'tər)
- a. (n.) One who uses a television as a mirror in its off position.
- b. (n.) The television, in its off state, used as a mirror.
1403. telepathetic (tĕl'ə-pə-thĕt'ĭk)
- a. (adj.) Describing a miserable failure in an attempt to use mental telepathy to communicate or receive information.
Example: That was a telepathetic waste of time.
1404. teletalktic (tel'ə-tôk'tĭk)
- a. (adj.) Describing one who talks frequently on the phone.
1405. tellum (tĭ'lŭm)
- a. (n.) The complete opposite of a mullet; Short in the back, long in the front.
1406. tentaculating (tĕn'tă-kyü-lā'tĭng)
- a. (v.tr.) The act of waving one's arms about and talking complete nonsense.
1407. terrarded (tûr-rär'dĭd)
- a. (adj.) Retardedly retarded.
Example: I can’t believe the Red Sox traded Nomar. That was so terrarded.
1408. testlice (tĕst-līs)
- a. (n.) The tiny bugs that invade one's hair when they're taking an exam.
1409. the ness (thə nĕs)
- a. (n.) A series of positive or complimenting words that all end in "ness" like greatness, coolness, awesomeness, sweetness, sexiness, etc.
Examples:
That party last Saturday was the ness.
Who do you think you are? Don't be giving me the ness.
1410. theomonism (thē-ō-mŏn'ĭz'əm)
- a. (n.) Unity in God, the integration of various religious traditions achieved through their common faith in one God, in the oneness of God. As a term, theomonism is the reversal of the term monotheism, and is believed to be its historical outcome. Origins: Greek theos God, and Greek monos one.
Example: There are three major stages in the religious development of humanity. Many gods – many faiths: polytheism. One God – many faiths: monotheism, such as Judaism, Christianity and Islam. One God – one faith: theomonism. Monotheistic religions share faith in one God that ultimately will lead them to unity: from monotheism to theomonism. The further various faiths proceed to their common goal, the closer they are to each other.
1411. thermalophobia (thûr'məl'ō'fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) An abnormal fear when one is showering that someone might sneak in, flush the toilet, and scald them to death.
1412. thermoometer (thər-müm'ĭ-tər)
- a. (n.) A meter that displays the mood of the outdoor temperature; a thermometer that does not correctly indicate the real temperature.
Example: The thermoometer says it's cool out, but that sun is blazing.
1413. thesisize (thē-sĭs-īz')
- a. (v.) To research, write, or edit one's own thesis.
1414. thictatorship (thĭktā'tər-shĭp')
- a. (n.) God, having absolute power, wins and everybody else loses, specifically in the case of religious governments. Otherwise known as theocracy.
1415. thmatuaas (thŭ-mä-shü'ŭz)
- a. (n.) Clothing worn next to the skin, beneath one's outer clothing.
1416. thrickle (thrĭk'əl)
- a. (n.) A tickle in the back of one's throat.
Example: I have a thrickle, and the only way to relieve it is to gag myself.
1417. throatee (thrō'tē)
- a. (n.) Term describing the style of only growing the hair on ones face from below the chin throughout the neck and shaving all other facial hair.
1418. thrux (thrŭks)
- a. (n.) Something that is the absolute core and driving force behind something.
Example: Education is the thrux of this labor government's manifesto.
1419. thumble (thŭm'bəl)
- a. (n.) A thimble worn on the thumb. If worn for a prolonged period of time can deform the thumb to the shape of the thumble.
1420. thumbulate (thŭm'yə-lāt')
- a. (v.) To lean forward while pressing the buttons on the remote hoping that the extra inch will make the remote control work better.
- b. (v.) To push harder on a button in hopes that it will revive a remote with clearly dead batteries.
1421. thumbulation (thŭm'yə-lā'shən)
- a. (v.) The state of being thumbulated.
1422. tickle jig (tĭk'əl jĭg)
- a. (n.) The jerky wincing dance that one (especially a child) does when they expect to be or are being tickled.
1423. tictactic (tĭk-tăk-tĭk)
- a. (n.) A technique used to try and receive one tic-tac from its container.
Example: I always get two out every time; I should really look into using a new tictactic.
1424. tile comet (tĭl kŏm'ĭt)
- a. (n.) Any streamer of toilet paper attached to a person's heel as they emerge from a restroom.
1425. time hole (tīm hōl)
- a. (n.) A device or seemingly harmless collection of objects, either real or digital, that absorb particles of time unless one is wary enough to keep a strong sense of time passed. Considering the low impact black holes have had toward life on Earth, time holes have shown far greater affects on life as we know it.
Example: Gregory passed through another time hole when he decided to stay up late and play some more WoW only to discover 6 hours of his life were sucked away.
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