Word List / B :.
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51. bifocalitis (bî-fô'kә-lī'tĭs)
- a. (n.) A condition that afflicts wearers of bifocals that causes them to think they are reading a line of text or row of data straight across, when in actuality they are seeing a different line or row or a combination of different lines or rows. This often results in a mismatch between intent, information, and/or action.
52. billmarker (bĭl-mär'kər)
- a. (n.) A machine which tells the user if their dollar bill is too wrinkled to fit into another machine or not. On occasion, if the bill is straight, it will automatically feed back the bill and a fifty dollar bill will be returned in the receipt collection receptacle.
53. bitchous (bĭ'chəs)
- a. (adj.) Awesome; Coolest; Excellently justified.
54. bitsing (bĭt-sĭng)
- a. (v.) The act of singing only small portions of songs, usually repeatedly. Variations include, bithum and bitspeak.
Example: If you are going to bitsing, at least get the words right!
55. bitsipookems (bĭt'sē-pü'kəms')
- a. (n.) An affectionate term used to address a loved one, usually a significant other.
56. bizoos (bi-züs)
- a. (n.) The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
57. blaccent (blăk-cənt)
- a. (n.) A manner of speaking in which one sounds like an African-American from "da hood".
58. blade runner (blād rŭn'ər)
- a. (n.) The tendency of a ceiling fan to keep going five minutes after one has turned it off.
59. blamestorming (blām'stôr'mĭng)
- a. (n.) A method of collectively finding one to blame for a mistake no one is willing to confess to. Often occurs in the form of a meeting of colleagues at work, gathered to decide who is to blame for a screw up.
60. blarg (blärg)
- a. (n.) An online journal, like a blog (web log), that is mostly full of blah and argumentative discussion. The contents of a blarg often cease to be relevant even to the author the moment they are posted.
Example: Jason become sick of reading Gretchen's blarg because it didn't contain anything but her boring daily accounts.
61. blasphometer (blăs'fə-mē'tər)
- a. (n.) A meter used to measure how blasphemous a just-uttered statement was. It is generally created by holding one's arms in front of oneself with elbows bent at right angles so that the left hand rests on top of the right elbow, and the right hand is directly below the left elbow. The left hand is then raised in an arc, like the needle on a speedometer, to indicate the severity of the blasphemy just uttered.
62. bleater (blē'tər)
- a. (n.) A person who complains excessively when in a difficult situation, often disturbing others who are attempting to resolve the issue.
63. bleemus (blēm'əs)
- a. (n.) The disgusting film on the top of soups, puddings, and cocoa that sit out for too long.
64. blellow (blĕl'ō)
- a. (adj.) The color produced when mixing blue and yellow, used when green is just too mundane a word.
65. blend (blĕnd)
- a. (n.) A friend made through mutual adoration of each other's blogs.
66. blibula (blĭ'byü-lə)
- a. (n.) The spot on a dog's stomach which, when rubbed, causes his leg to shake wildly.
67. bligeck (blə-gĕk)
- a. (interj.) An expression of disgust.
68. blimple (blĭm'pəl)
- a. (n.) A large pimple.
69. blimpliments (blĭm'plə-mənts)
- a. (n.pl.) High-calorie or high-fat toppings one adds to a low-calorie or low-fat food that effectively cancels out all the benefits of eating the healthy food in the first place.
70. blinknesia (blĭngk-knē'zhə)
- a. (n.) A case when someone leaves their blinker on for a while after they have turned or used it already.
71. blithwapping (blīth'-wäp'ping)
- a. (v.) Using anything but a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
72. blivett (blĭv'ĭt)
- a. (v.) To turn one's pillow over and over, looking for the cool spot.
73. blog (blôg)
- a. (n.) A weblogger or blogger.
74. blogger (b'lôg'ər)
- a. (n.) One who, by definition, has too much time on their hands, and keeps a web page that logs their daily activities, and web findings; a weblogger.
75. blong (blông)
- a. (n.) An inordinately large, expensive, and shiny piece of jewelry.
Example: "Check my blong, man!" "Whoa man, that's somethin' ginormous."
