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26. cellostatic (sĕl-ō-stăt'ĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) The electrical property of product wrappers that causes them to stick to your hand.

27. chairy (châr'ē)

  1. a. (adj.) Someone who likes to chair in meetings, to preside, to be a master of ceremonies.

    Examples:
    Jimmy is every bit as chairy as Andrew, which spells trouble at a small institution like ours.

    She is a wonderful person, but maybe just a touch too chairy to share a household.

28. chaortic (kā-ôr'tĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) A situation that is both orderly and chaotic.

29. charp (chärp)

  1. a. (n.) The mutant green potato chip at the bottom of the bag.

30. Checkuary (chĕk'yü-ĕr'ĭ)

  1. a. (n.) The thirteenth month of the year that begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on their checks.

31. cheedle (chēd'l)

  1. a. (n.) The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos.

32. cheerio-magnetization (chêr'ê'ō-mag'nə-ti-zā'shən)

  1. a. (n.) The tendency of the last four or five cheerios in the bowl to cling together for survival.
  2. b. (n.) The tendency of the last few cheerios to cling to the inside of the bag in hopes that they don't get eaten.

33. chesticles (chĕst-ĭk-əlz)

  1. a. (n.pl.) The glands of the thorax. More often used in female description. Origins: Old English cest chest, box, and Middle English ikel icicle.

34. chewsome (chü'səm)

  1. a. (adj.) Attractively chewy.
  2. b. (adj.) Of a chewy texture.
  3. c. (adj.) Very pleasant, pleasing or exciting but with more texture.

    Example: Brian was given a chewsome offer.

35. chicken-thirty (chĭk'ən-thûr'tē)

  1. a. (n.) Refers to a ridiculously early time in the morning when the roosters start to crow.

    Example: I'd better stop drinking and go home. I have to be up at chicken-thirty.

36. chiclexodus (chik'l-ĕk'sə-dəs)

  1. a. (n.) Any attempt by a gum ball to sneak out of the chute and roll past the buyer.

37. chillax (chĭ-lăks')

  1. a. (v.) To chill and relax.

    Example: Just chillax, and I'll be right with you.

38. chillaxing (chĭl-lăks'ĭng)

  1. a. (v.tr.) Actively chilling and relaxing; Taking things easy; Staying cool.

39. Chinglish (chĭng'glĭsh)

  1. a. (adj.) Of or relating to a language in which both English and Chinese words are used together in order to express a meaning.

40. chiny (chī-nē, chĭ'nē)

  1. a. (adj.) Describing something that is not so big at all.

    Example: Those shoes are so chiny that no one could fit in them.

41. chipfault (chĭp-fôlt)

  1. a. (n.) The stress point on a potato chip where it breaks off and stays behind in the dip.

42. chipple (chĭp'əl)

  1. a. (n.) Residue left on one's hands and clothes after eating a bag full of chips.

43. chlorospud (klôr'ə-spŭd)

  1. a. (n.) The substance that gives some potato chips their inexplicably green color. Many snackers have been tricked into thinking these green chips are a toy surprise.

44. choconiverous (chô'kə-nĭv'ər-əs)

  1. a. (adj.) The tendency when eating a chocolate Easter bunny to bite off the head first.

45. choggy (chôg-ē)

  1. a. (n.) The act or an instance of defecating.

46. chopchopski (chŏp-chŏp'skē)

  1. a. (adv.) Requesting someone move out of one's way.

    Example: Hey, you! Chopchopski!

47. Chreaster (krē'stər)

  1. a. (n.) A person who attends their place of worship only on major holidays, such as Christmas and Easter.

    Example: The Chreasters are coming! The Chreasters are coming!

48. Chrindow shopping (krĭn'dō shŏp'ĭng)

  1. a. (n.) Literally Christmas window shopping. An activity during the Christmas season where one only browses for Christmas gifts rather than buying. This often involves making purchases for one's self prior to considering one's friends and family.

    Example: Jerry thought, "Merry Christmas to me," as he began his Chrindow shopping.

49. Chriskwanzakuh (krĭs'kwän'zə'kə)

  1. a. (n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes into one big holiday wish.

50. chubble (chŭb'əl)

  1. a. (n.) The aerobic movement combining deep knee bends and sideward hops used when trying to fit into panty hose.

 

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