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51. circumvaculate (sûr'kəm-văk'yü-lāt)
- a. (v.) To remain stationary while vacuuming in a circle around oneself.
52. citizened (sĭt'ĭ-zənd)
- a. (v.tr.) To supply with citizens. To take station with respect to citizens.
Example: The newly discovered America was soon citizened by people from all over the world.
53. clapperphobia (klăp'ər-fō-bē-ə)
- a. (n.) An abnormal fear of clapping one's hands at concerts, events, or other gatherings when around a large number of people. Often attributed to the fear of drawing attention by a potentially loud clap.
54. claustropedic (klô'strə-pē'dĭks)
- a. (adj.) A syndrome where the sufferer can't wear closed-toed footwear, even when it's unpractical. Mostly seen in the evenings during the winter.
Example: "This winter storm is dreadful, but the strappy sandals worn by the women in line at the nightclub prove how claustropedic they are."
55. cleanaholic (klēn'ə-hôl'ĭk)
- a. (n.) Someone who, in seeing a crumb on the floor, cleans the whole house again.
56. cleaverage (klēv'ər-ĭj)
- a. (n.) The advantage women have over men when wearing a low-cut top.
57. clicklexia (klĭk-lĕk'sē-ə)
- a. (n.) A computer-related disorder one suffers from in which they have a tendency to double-click on items which only require one click, often resulting in two items opening instead of just one. This disorder is more often found in novices and aged computer users.
58. clicklinger (klĭk'lĭng'ər)
- a. (n.) Anyone who holds the mouse button down, instead of just clicking it regularly, in hopes that it will give the computer time to realize something has been selected.
59. clickulate (klĭk'yü-lāt')
- a. (v.) Repetitive and nervous clicking of the mouse in a fervent attempt at making a webpage load faster.
- b. (v.) klĭk'yü-lāt'. Act of clicking off numerous pop-up ads. See also: clickulated, clickulation
60. clingons (klĭng-ŏnz)
- a. (n.pl.) Little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in one's behind, or to one's shoe.
61. clingypookie (klĭng'ē-pü'kē)
- a. (n.) The small piece of dust on the floor in the corner of the kitchen under the cabinet that refuses to be swept up or vacuummed.
62. clintoris (klĭn'tôr'ĭs)
- a. (n.) One of Bill Clinton's whores.
63. Clintoris (klĭn'tôr'ĭs)
- a. (n.) Proper. Monica Lewinsky.
64. clonedead (klōn-dĕd)
- a. (adj.) A written document which has been copied until it is practically illegible and is therefore useless.
Example: I received a copy of a scanned copy of a fax of a printout of a mimeographed copy of a fax of a copy, and it certainly was clonedead.
65. clumfert (klum'fûrt)
- a. (n.) The invisible extra step at the top and bottom of a staircase. Usually materializes when one is carrying a large bag of groceries or some other large item that prevents one from seeing what is directly in front of them.
66. coeggulate (kō-ĕg'yəlāt')
- a. (v.) To cause transformation of a raw egg into cooked or solid form.
- b. (v.) kō-ĕg'yəlāt'. (n.) coeggulant - The agent that causes an egg to coeggulate.
67. coffeecan (kô'fē-kăn)
- a. (n.) A crumby car that has a loud exhaust. Often one will find ground rust particles falling off of the vehicle.
68. coinophony (koin'ŭ-fō'nē)
- a. (n.) Annoying pocket concerts that people make when they jingle keys and loose change around.
69. comatext (cō'mə-tĕkst)
- a. (n.) Text that pleases the person who wrote it, but puts the reader into a coma.
70. comatoasty (kō'mə-tō'stē)
- a. (adj.) Describing something in a lethargic or unconscious state of mind brought on by an large amounts of warmth. Often, this state is intensified by the use of blankets or by enjoying a large fire.
71. comedicide (kə-mē'dĭ-sīd')
- a. (n.) The telling of a terrible joke which incorporates elements of a recently told good joke, or example of wit.
- b. (n.) The retelling of a good joke, where the comedy of the joke is completely lost in the retelling.
- c. (n.) The repetition of a comedic line, situation, or word until it has lost all meaning or humor.
72. comfordable (kŭm-fôr'də-bəl)
- a. (adj.) That which is not only affordable but comfy as well.
73. commucapitalist (kŏm'yə-kăp'ĭ-tl-ĭst)
- a. (n.) A political affiliation that crosses between a communist and a capitalist ideal. It is often used in describing the current state of Chinese society.
74. communification (kə-myü'nĭ-fĭ-'kā'shən)
- a. (n.) The beautification of communication. To make communicating effective, pleasurable, and easy.
75. compulsive away disorder (kəm-pŭl'sĭv ə-wā' dĭs-ôr'dər)
- a. (n.) A deficiency affecting those obsessed with constantly reading away messages on one's favorite instant messenger service.
76. compulsive slowpokyist (kəm-pŭl'sĭv slō'pōk'ē-ist)
- a. (n.) Any person who, while driving or walking, perhaps on a highway or in a mall, hurries up to get in front of others, but then travels really slow.
