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76. douchehalent (dü'shə-lənt)

  1. a. (adj.) The uncanny ability to call one a douche with such perfect timing as to greatly enhance the effect of the insult.

    Example: Man 1: "What a nice day!" Man 2: "It's raining, you douche! What in tarnation are you talkin' about, nice day?!?!" Man 1: "Your insult cuts me deep, perhaps to the bone. How very douchehalent of you."

77. downlifting (dăün-lĭft'ĭng)

  1. a. (adj.) Describing something that causes a lowering or dropping. Opposite of uplifting; synonym of depressing.

78. downpause (dăün'pôz)

  1. a. (n.) The split second of dry weather experienced when driving under an overpass or in a tunnel during a storm.

79. Dr. Pepsier (dŏk'tər pĕp'sē'ər)

  1. a. (n.) The result of mixing Dr. Pepper and Pepsi.

80. dracosaurus (drā'kō-sôr'əs)

  1. a. (n.) A fictional, flightless dragon native to other universes.
  2. b. (n.) The dinosaur from which mythological dragons descended.

81. dragonass (drăg'ŏn-ăs)

  1. a. (n.) An old chinese disease whose symptoms causes workers to be slackers.

82. drain salad (drān săl'əd)

  1. a. (n.) The scrambled collection of various wet food scraps and chunks found in the drain stopper after washing the dishes.

83. dramastic (drə-măs'tĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) Dramatic and drastic.

84. dreadvertise (drĕd'vər-tīz')

  1. a. (v.) To advertise by using dreadful tactics; to engage in military propaganda.

    Example: There are skilled dreadvertisers within our government system.

85. dremble (drĕm'bəl)

  1. a. (v.) The action of a spider when it slowly descends on its web, especially a spider of the daddy longlegs order.

86. dribel (drĭ'bəl)

  1. a. (n.) A unit used to express relative difference in power or intensity between two stupid or childish speeches, often relating to drunken speech.

    Example: He's so drunk he must be talking at about 54 dribels! No wonder you can't understand him one bit.

87. drunkword (drŭngk-wûrd)

  1. a. (n.) Any unword that is submitted to a unword website by an inebriated person.

    Example: An excellent drunkword: Vanessott, meaning Vanessa is really hot.

88. drylowgraph (drī'lō'graf)

  1. a. (n.) Any strange, unintellibible symbol that accompanies the washing instructions on clothing labels.

89. dudely (düd'lē)

  1. a. (adv.) A woman with mannish or masculine qualities.

    Example: That chick is hot, but she has dudely-looking hands.

90. dudette (dü'dĕt')

  1. a. (n.) A female dude.

    Example: Welcome dudes and dudettes!

91. dugit (dŭg-ĭt)

  1. a. (interj.) Used to express anger, irritation, disappointment, or unsatisfaction. Dammit.

92. dumpfounded (dŭmp'făünd'ĕd)

  1. a. (adj.) The inability to locate a city dump that will accept a given sort of rubbish.

    Example: I'm trying to get rid of this used transmission fluid, but so far have been dumpfounded.

93. dumpie (dŭmp'ē)

  1. a. (acro.) A Downwardly-mobile, Under-employed, Middle-aged Professional.

94. dumpster cake (dŭmp'stər kāk)

  1. a. (n.) A cake found inside a dumpster.

    Example: Cakes thrown away after a day at a carnival become dumpster cakes.

95. dünken häcken (dŭng'kən hăk'ən)

  1. a. (n.) Violent coughing attack brought on by inhaling the powdered sugar on a doughnut.

96. dunlop (dŭnlôp)

  1. a. (v.) The action of a man's large, flabby stomach that is so huge it can no longer be contained by the pants but must flop over the top.

    Example: "Yo' belly dunlop over yo' belt!"

97. dygamic (dī-găm-ĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) A media witticism describing something that is both dynamic and organic at the same time.

98. dyslection (dĭs-lĕk-shən)

  1. a. (n.) An election stricken with a case of dyslexia, often referring to the infamous mix-up in the Presidential Election of 2000. One might say the Y2K bug actually happened in this case.

 

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