Word List / E :.
1. e-touch (ē'tŭch)
- a. (n.) A method of staying in contact with friends by e-mail or other electronic devices.
Example: Hey, do you have my screen name so we can keep in e-touch?
2. earp (ûrp)
- a. (n.) To vomit.
Example: I think I'm going to earp.
3. earpy (ûrp'ē)
- a. (adj.) Feeling nauseated.
4. eastroturf (ēs'trō-tûrf')
- a. (n.) The artificial grass in Easter baskets.
5. ebanatic (ē-bā-năt'ĭk)
- a. (n.) An online bidder who bids relentlessly on an item until he wins without regard to the actual cost - Almost always bidding more than retail.
6. ebanipper (ē-bā-nĭp'ər)
- a. (n.) An online bidder whose bid is accepted at the last second of an auction; thus, depriving other bidders of their highly sought-after "beanie-baby" (or other ridiculous fad-of-the-month).
7. ebenzy (ē-bən'zē)
- a. (n.) A situation brought about by, or activity experienced by, a group of online bidders who, in a frenzied state, needlessly drive up the price of an auction item.
8. ebiot (ē-bē-ət)
- a. (n.) An online winning bidder who pays in excess of retail on a completely worthless item.
9. ecnalubma ('snəl-əyb'mă)
- a. (n.) An ambulance viewed through one's rearview mirrors.
10. ediot (ĕd'ē-ət)
- a. (n.) A person who, after giving someone material to edit, continues to revise that same material without informing them.
11. edutainjugal (ĕj´ə-tân´jə-gəl, ĕj´ə-tân´jü-gəl)
- a. (adj.) Salacious material presented on mass media as educational and consumed as entertainment by its audience.
12. eeb (ēb, ĕb)
- a. (interj.) The noise made by a retarded bee, based on the fact that bees with a full mental capacity give off a 'bee' sound.
Example: "Eeb?" "No, BEE!" "Eeb?!" - b. (interj.) The noise made by a bee flying backwards, possibly to get into a tight parking space.
13. effeet (ĕfēt)
- a. (adj.) Having feet that exhibit feminine characteristics.
14. EGGS (ĕgz)
- a. (acro.) Electronically Generated Groups and Situations, such as smart mobs or bookcrossing groups, that use the web to foment their social bonds in real space and time.
Example: Do you participate in any EGGS? - Yes, I am a seasoned EGG'er.
15. eggshausted (ěg-zôst'-ĕd)
- a. (adj.) When the eggs in a carton are all used up.
Example: I got into the refrigerator late one night to make a quick egg sandwich, but both I and the carton were eggshausted. So, I opted for cookies and milk, then went to bed.
16. ego-out (ē'gō-out)
- a. (n.) The quantity of information, knowledge and wisdom lost by the death of an individual.
17. eiffelite (ī'f`l-īt')
- a. (n.) A gangly person sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follows suit.
18. Einstoned (īn'stōnd)
- a. (v.tr.) Imbibing to the point where one thinks they have figured out the theory of relativity.
19. elbonics (el'bŏn'ĭks)
- a. (n.) The actions of two people maneuvering for one arm rest in a movie theater.
20. elecelleration (ĕl'ə-sĕl'ə-rā'shən)
- a. (n.) The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.
21. electronical (ĭ-lĕk-trŏn'ĭ-kəl)
- a. (adj.) Descriptive of an electronic set of components.
22. eleventy (ē-lěv'ən-tē)
- a. (n.) Hypothetical number used by those in the two-to-seven age range as a means of impressing parents or siblings with a new found skill.
Example: "It is eleventy o'clock!"
23. elevertigo (ĕl'ə-vûr'tĭ-gō')
- a. (n.) The sensation one experiences when an elevator stops or takes off too suddenly.
24. emo (ē-mō)
- a. (n.) Abbreviated from "emotive hardcore", relating to a genre of music coined due to a band's usage of emotional and personal lyrics.
- b. (adj.) An individual who is a follower of emo music.
Example: You're so emo. - c. (adj.) A style of dress used by followers of 'emo'. This dress sense includes trucker caps, long fringes for boys, short hair for girls, black clothes and tight trousers.
Example: Those emo trousers are kickin'.
25. emongous (ĭ-mŏng'gəs)
- a. (adj.) A large conglomeration, especially of companies, often through electronic media.
Examples:
Time-Warner and Microsoft have become emongous companies!
More loosely, "Johny's new TV is emongous!"
