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26. hingent (hĭn'jənt)

  1. a. (adj.) Determined or depending on another. Subject to another's jurisdiction.

27. hipatitis (hĭp'ə-tī'tĭs)

  1. a. (n.) A terminal coolness contracted by a person that is described as being so cool, he/she would die if left untreated.

28. hippocritamus (hĭp'ə-krĭt-ə'məs)

  1. a. (n.) One who performs great acts of hypocrisy.
  2. b. (n.) A big, fat hypocrite.

29. hipular (hĭp'yə-lər)

  1. a. (adj.) Popular with the "hip" crowd.

    Example: iPods were hipular in 2004.

30. HMO-sapien (āch-ěm-ō-sā'pē-ən)

  1. a. (n.) A person who understands HMOs.

    Example: "Barry gets his treatment easily; he's a real HMO-sapien."
  2. b. (n.) A person who works for an HMO.

    Example: "I'm a HMO-sapien, working for Aetna."

31. hobnoblin (hŏb'nŏb'lĭn)

  1. a. (n.) An obnoxious or mischievous, and overly familiar acquaintance.

32. hobophobic (hō'bə-fō'bĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) To be deathly afraid of hobos and/or homeless persons.

33. hollymonger (hŏl'ē-mŭng'gər)

  1. a. (n.) A person who forcibly insists that others participate in festivities and/or holiday activities.

    Example: I don't want to do "secret-Santa" this year, you hollymonger!
  2. b. (v.) To emphatically insist that others have as much fun as one is (or should be) having.

    Example: I stopped by the office party because I needed to pick up my check and my boss wouldn't stop hollymongering me.

34. hollymongering (hŏl'ē-mŭng'gər-ĭng)

  1. a. (v.tr.) Insisting forcibly that others participate in festivities and/or holiday activities.

    Example: The party was lifeless until Joe started hollymongering.

35. homosexualized (hō-mō-sĕk'shü-əl-īzd)

  1. a. (v.tr.) To make something gay.

    Example: Daytime television homosexualized romance thanks to this idea that pouffy hair, expensive shoes and pristine shirts will whisk women off their feet.

36. honkin (hôngk-ĭn)

  1. a. (adj.) Extremely large, very huge.

    Example: You see that big honkin tree over there?

37. hoodie (hud-ē)

  1. a. (n.) A style of sweatshirt that has a hood and a pouch in the front.

38. horracious (hŏr'ə-shəs)

  1. a. (adj.) Describing something so incredibly bad that one cannot even think of a word to describe it.

39. houndwound (hound-wound)

  1. a. (v.) Canine act of circling a spot three or four times before settling on it. Also: (n) houndwounding

40. housewifier (hăüs'wĭ'fē-ûr)

  1. a. (adj.) To become more of a housewife than previously; to act more on one's housewife instincts than others.
  2. b. (adj.) Having a strong impulse to clean, wash, or fold laundry, more so now than before.

41. hoxy (hŏk'sē)

  1. a. (adj.) Something that is both hot and sexy.

42. hozone (hō'zōn')

  1. a. (n.) The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.

43. hu (hyü')

  1. a. (pron.) A 3rd person gender-neutral pronoun. Its brevity and morphological structure (one open syllable: a consonant + a vowel) make it similar to other 3rd person pronouns -- a typical, easily recognizable member of this class: he - she - hu.

    Examples:
    An employee may choose to cover only huself and hus child or any number of children.

    It's the vice-president's job to support the president and take hus place when hu is away.

    A hero is one who places huself at risk for another.

    Hu that has ears to hear, let hu hear.

    It should be the chief aim of a university professor to exhibit huself in hus own true character - that is, as an ignorant human thinking, actively utilizing hus small share of knowledge.

    An introvert can easily become an extrovert when it is advantageous for hu to do so.

44. humilify (hyü-mĭl'ĭ-fī')

  1. a. (v.) Gently humiliating; putting someone in their place by citing an example of their incompetence.

45. humography (hyü'mŏg'rə-fē)

  1. a. (n.) A funny story that is only funny to those who were there. If told anywhere else, or at a different time, it becomes dull.

46. humongify (hyü-mŏng'gə-fī')

  1. a. (v.) To make extremely large or enormous.

    Example: On the big screen, that girl's posterior was humongified by a factor of ten!

47. humstinker (hŭm-stĭnk'ər)

  1. a. (n.) One that is extraordinary or remarkably smelly, and who has probably never thought of using deodorant in a considerably long time.

48. humy (hyü'mē)

  1. a. (n.) Abbreviated and affectionate name of a human, implying smallness; A human being as a partner or a pet of creatures with artificial intelligence.

    Example: For somebody as smart as this humy, you have to wonder why it cannot escape death.

49. hydroholic (hī'drə-hô'lĭk)

  1. a. (n.) A person who is addicted to water. This person must drink at least two litres (approx. eight cups) of water a day, and, in order to match their mood, choose bottled water based on flavor and mineral content.

50. hypnoxia (hĭp-nŏk'sē-ə)

  1. a. (n.) A condition described as having extremely irritating qualities.

    Example: Man, she's hypnoxious! I don't know anyone with a worse case of hypnoxia.

 

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