Alphabetical List - J - The Unword Dictionary

Word List / J :.

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a. (v.) The screaming and dancing rampage one goes on when they jam or stub a body part on a household object.
b. (n.) A jamming session that is rampageous enough to make the listener believe that the musician is crazy.

a. (v.) The state of being beaten up, drunk, or in any way not of sound mind. Often describing something with a decisively negative connotation.
b. (adj.) Describing something as stupid or dumb. Often with a decisively negative connotation.

a. (n.) The mistranslation of Japanese words or phrases into English.
b. (adj.) Of or relating to a language in which both English and Japanese words are used together in order to express a meaning.

a. (n.) Phenomemon of constantly adjusting the sugar/cream level of your coffee to your liking, only to have a waitress come along and ruin it again.

a. (v.) To show a complete understanding of jellopy as an item, a device, and a philosophy.

Example: If you don't jellopishe, then you'll never enjoy this game.

a. (v.in.) To be martyred. To take the wrap for something knowing they will get in the least amount of trouble.

Example: Knowing his friends would get in more trouble than he, Ray Jesufied himself and told the police officer all the booze was his.

a. (adv.) Describing nostalgic, childish or immature fun.

Example: All of our parents jimbly played a game of sardines together.

a. (n.) A measure of a task in comparison to a job's worth. A task that, in order to complete, requires compensation above and beyond a single job's worth.

Example: I can't do that, it's more than a jobsworth.

a. (adj.) Describing a joint that is not of regular size, but not large enough to be considered a blunt.

Example: This thing is jointgantic.

a. (adj.) Describes one who expresses themselves frequently through joke.

Examples:
John was unusually jokative today.

Don't get mad, I was just being jokative!
b. (adj.) Used to describe someone who has said something jokingly, or who tells many jokes.

a. (n.) The name given to the second male Latino found next to, or immediately after, the first male Latino whose name is Jose. Typically used in a crowd.

a. (v.in.) A cross between a jerk and a shudder.

Example: I told the mechanic, "When I roll up my car window, it judders."

a. (v.in.) To jump around like a complete moron because of something stupid.

Example: Because her chicken laid an egg, Rosie started jumpskiffling!

a. (n.) Any word or unword submitted to a slang or unword dictionary that is either already a real word or is not worthy of being called an unword.

Example: Some junkwords are: Cute (a real word), Vanessishot (meaning "Vanessa is hot", appears to be created out of drunkenness and is not very useful in many situations. How many Vanessas do you know?)

a. (n.) A statement, known to be false, presented in explanation of some action or belief.
b. (n.) Any act in which a person fraudulently defends, explains, or makes excuses for an action through false reasoning.

Example: His justifiction for the Iraq War was the presence of WMDs.
c. (n.) Something known not to be a fact or circumstance presented to support an action as reasonable or necessary.

Example: They presented the story as justifiction for his re-election.

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