Word List / L :.
1. lactomangulation (lak'tō-man'gū-lay'shən)
- a. (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.
- b. (n.) lak'tō-man'gū-lay'shən. When one accidently forces open the wrong side of a milk container not realizing the fact.
2. lamien (lām-ē'ən)
- a. (n.) A person purported to be evil and frightening, but who is simply lame.
Example: Freddy may have been scary at one time, but now he's just a lamien.
3. laminites (lăm'ə-nīts)
- a. (n.) Those strange people who show up in the photo sections of brand-new wallets.
4. lampoosh (lăm-püsh)
- a. (v.) To amble with a limp, either seriously or in jest.
5. lapdog (lăp-dôg)
- a. (n.) A submissive individual who is socially dependent on the leader of the group. The lapdog will always do what the group leader asks without question.
Examples:
Edward is Dee's lapdog; he doesn't do anything without her permission.
I'll have my lapdog first try this experimental super-protein.
6. lasterday (lăs'tûr-dā)
- a. (n.) The day prior to the present day.
7. later tots (lā'tər tŏts)
- a. (n.) Tater tots that were left in a refrigerator for over a week and have started to turn weird colors.
8. latersohinip (lā'shĭr-səh'ən-ĭp)
- a. (n.) A mixed-up relationship.
9. leet (lēt)
- a. (adj.) Elite.
Example: That new source code is leet!
10. leetspeak (lēt-spēk)
- a. (n.) A form of written, and sometimes verbal, language used in the realm of savvy computer users, hackers and kiddies. In written language, words are often spelled with a portion of numeric symbols used to represent similarly looking letter counterparts.
Example: 1337, l337 and l33t are three common ways the term leet is spelled in leetspeak.
11. lesbertizing (lěz'bər-tī'zĭng)
- a. (n.) A notice or announcement in a public medium, meant to appeal to lascivious males, which uses two or more young women in a sexually suggestive pose to promote a product, service, or event.
Example: Those liquor companies and nightclubs certainly use a lot more lesbertising these days. Even NASCAR is getting into it.
12. lesbionic (lĕz'bē-ŏn'ĭk)
- a. (adj.) Anything having female homosexual traits and/or lesbian qualities.
Example: That's a very lesbionic hair style. - b. (adj.) Something done specifically by or for lesbians.
13. lessless (lĕs'lĭs)
- a. (adj.) Without; not having even a lesser amount.
14. libits (lĭ'bĭts)
- a. (n.pl.) Any piece of bread from the front or back of a loaf that no one wishes to eat.
15. lickaspatch (lĭk-ə'spăch')
- a. (v.) The act of licking the spatula after baking.
Example: Many are familiar with well-known lickaspatchian techniques.
16. lingoist (lĭng-gō'ĭst)
- a. (n.) A specialist in the area of lingo terms. Often, these individuals lose touch with society purely because they refer to ordinary things using shortened phrases and acronyms.
Example: Have you ever spoken to Joe, the lingoist? I can't understand a single thing he's talking about.
17. linkrot (lĭngk-rŏt)
- a. (v.) When a link on a webpage becomes extinct.
Example: His website linkrotted shortly after he started redesigning it.
18. linner (lĭn'ər)
- a. (n.) A meal eaten late in the day, but early in the evening as a combination of lunch and dinner.
19. liquordized (lĭk'ər-dĭz'd)
- a. (v.tr.) To be drunk on alcohol.
20. loanation (lō-nā'shən)
- a. (n.) Monies loaned, typically to a close relative, without the expectation of renumeration.
Example: Dave wrote off the $300, which he gave his daughter to fix her car brakes, as a loanation.
21. loft queen (lôft kwēn)
- a. (n.) A regal, mature woman of the city.
22. lonolik (lŭ-nō'līk)
- a. (v.) To truly love someone as a friend and yet not actually like the person in a romantic way.
Example: "Wow! Alex, I lover her to death, but I don't like her like her." "So do you lonolik her?"
23. lopitophomy (lŏp'ĭt-ŏf'ə-mē)
- a. (n.) The medical procedure by which a patient's sex is changed from male to female.
24. loseronic (lü'zə'rŏn'ĭk)
- a. (adj.) Describing a complete and utter loser.
25. losery (lü'zər'ē)
- a. (adj.) Having the characteristics of a loser.
- b. (adj.) Decidedly not a winner.
- c. (adj.) Deserving of merciless ridicule.
