Word List / P :.
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26. peemiss (pē-mĭs)
- a. (v.) The act of peeing all over the the toilet seat instead of into the bowl.
- b. (v.) pē-mĭs. A dificiency affecting primarily men, specifically concerning those with aiming problems.
- c. (v.) pē-mĭs. If your a woman and this describes your condition, you have problems, and you might consider gender-awareness counseling.
27. pelp (pĕlp)
- a. (n.) The crumbs and food particles that accumulate in the cracks of dining tables.
28. peoplation (pē-pə'lā'shən)
- a. (n.) All the people inhabiting a certain area.
Example: Joe: "What's the peoplation of South America?" Bob: "Beats me. I never took social studies."
29. peppier (pĕf-ē-əy')
- a. (n.) The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
30. peppupop (pĕp'ü-pŏp)
- a. (n.) Contemporary music with a lively beat that is particularly energizing and uplifting to listen to; may also have overly happy or fluffy lyrics.
Example: I listen to Smile.DK when I need a dose of peppupop.
31. pepsocrust (pĕp-sō-krŭst)
- a. (n.) The hardened and flaky material that encrusts the cap of a tube of toothpaste. This material, although unpleasant, can be used as a last resort when the toothpaste finally runs out.
32. perbe (pûr-bē)
- a. (adv.) Possibly; perchance; perhaps; maybe. See: mayhaps.
33. percoburp (pûr'kə-bûrp)
- a. (n.) The gurgling sound a coffee percolator makes.
- b. (n.) The final gasp a coffee percolator makes to alert one that it is ready.
34. permafix (pûr'mə-fĭks)
- a. (n.) To permanently fix computer issues of an incompetent user by ripping the power cord from the outlet and taking it, thus preventing future use of the computer.
Example: "He had screwed up his computer so badly that I had to apply a permafix."
35. permavirgin (pûr'mə-vûr'jĭn)
- a. (n.) One who, because of their social awkwardness, inability to be romantic, unattractiveness, or for anything other reason will remain a virgin forever.
36. perpetraitor (pûr'pə-trā'tər)
- a. (n.) One who chronically betrays the cause, often feeling responsible for the cause and/or the betrayal.
37. persnickety (pûr-snĭk-ĕ'tē)
- a. (adj.) Describing something that is peculiar and finicky at the same time.
38. perugolation (pə-rü-gō-lā'shən)
- a. (n.) The compulsion to create words where normal words fail the inventor. For examples see any Don King speech.
- b. (n.) The act of making up words. A perugolator is one who partakes in perugolation.
39. pervend (pûr-vĕnd)
- a. (v.) To arrive (at); especially in reference to peddling.
40. petonic (pə-ton'ik)
- a. (adj.) One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
41. petree (pē-trē)
- a. (v.) To water a tree with deadly liquids. Not to be mistaken with petre, used in a dish as fertilizer to grow things in a laboratory.
42. petrifood (pĕt'rə-füd)
- a. (n.) Those rock-hard pieces of food you find behind the couch months after your kids threw them there.
43. petrool (pēt'rül)
- a. (n.) The slow, seemingly endless strand of motor oil at the end of the can.
44. petrophobia (pĕt'rə-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) The fear that one will have to pay for the single cent over-pumped at the self-service station.
45. philantropic (fĭl'ən-trŏp'ĭk)
- a. (adj.) Describing anyone who dispenses aid from funds set aside for humanitarian purposes only to those in countries located on or near the equator.
46. phonesia (fō-nē'zhi-ə)
- a. (n.) The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
- b. (n.) Getting to the end of a list of options on a recorded helpline number, only to forget which option one wanted; forcing them to listen to them again, and in some cases having to redial the number.
47. phoscirine (fô-sĭ'rĭn)
- a. (n.) The period of time that it takes for one's eyes to adjust to a difference in brightness - either light to dark, or dark to light.
48. phosflink (fŏs'flĭngk)
- a. (v.) To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life).
49. photographiends (fō'tə-gră'fēnds)
- a. (n.pl.) Troublesome children who clearly take digital photos of someone, then edge away to the corner of the room and start ridiculing the victim.
50. pickilily (pĭk-ə'lĭlē)
- a. (n.) Relish. Chopped up pickles.
