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76. pooty pie (pü'tē pī)

  1. a. (n.) An affectionate term used to address a loved one, usually a significant other. See also: snagamuffin, bitsipookems

77. pooydrink (pü'ē-drĭnk)

  1. a. (n.) An alcoholic drink that doesn't taste right.

78. porkus non gratis (por'kus non grat'is)

  1. a. (n.) The scraggly piece of bacon at the bottom of the package.

79. posilutely (pŏz'ĭ-lōōt'lē)

  1. a. (contr.) The contraction of absolutely and positively.

    Example: He absolutely did it - without a doubt.

80. possessment (pə'zĕs-mənt)

  1. a. (n.) The act of possessing a speech that makes people feel strangely closer to the speaker.
  2. b. (n.) A period of time in which someone or something is possessed.

81. postalport (pō'stəl-pôrt)

  1. a. (n.) The annoying window in an envelope that rarely lines up with the address.

82. postend (pōst'ĕnd)

  1. a. (n.) In reference to instant messaging, the window that pops up after one has already closed the conversation, because one assumed the conversation was over 20 minutes ago.
  2. b. (n.) The last 30 lines of a conversation in which both people want to have the last word and end up saying goodbye a thousand times.

83. potentater (pōt'n-tā'tərā)

  1. a. (n.) The largest or longest French fry in a box.

    Example: You can have some of my fries, but you can't have the potentater.

84. potticize (pŏt'ĭ-sīz)

  1. a. (v.) To make wild, harebrained, and utterly unfounded hypotheses about everything.

85. pr0n (prôn)

  1. a. (n.) Porn. A hacker's (1337 speaking) way of refering to such material, adult or otherwise.

86. prant (prānt)

  1. a. (n.) A tiny useless piece of chalk, virtually unusable for anything.

87. preambulance (prē-ăm'byə-ləns)

  1. a. (n.) A vehicle equipped for helping those with writer's block.

88. preambulator (prē-ăm'byə-lāt'ər)

  1. a. (n.) One who makes a living by writing introductions or forewords to other documents.

89. prescribbled (prĭ-skrĭb'əld)

  1. a. (v.) A method used by doctors with bad handwriting to assign medication to patients.

    Example: My doctor prescribbled Vexiagasine eye drops for the heart burn I get during romantic encounters.

90. prestidigitraytion (prĕs'tĭ-dĭj'ĭ-trā'shən)

  1. a. (n.) The act of quickly trying to remove trash items from a tray on a conveyor belt destined into the great beyond of the cafeteria dishwashing area.

91. prettiful (prĭt'ĭ-fəl)

  1. a. (adj.) Describing someone or something that is so pretty, it is beautiful.

92. primuctified (prī'mŭk'tə-fīd')

  1. a. (adj.) Describing a feeling one experiences when one is the first to walk over a freshly mopped floor, often while the janitor looks on.

93. procrastinatory (prō-krăs'tə-nə-tôr'ē)

  1. a. (adj.) Characteristic of procrastination.

    Example: "The reasons for his un-doing were his procrastinatory tendencies."

94. professore (prə-fĕs'ôr)

  1. a. (n.) A teacher or educator who doles out copious amounts of tedious homework at their leisure, causing painful calluses on their student's digits.
  2. b. (n.) A teacher or educator who takes sadistic pleasure in the mental anguish of students.

95. pronuncilexia (prə-nŭn'sə-lĕk'sē-ə)

  1. a. (n.) A condition where the sufferer chronically mispronounces words to a high degree, by inserting or omitting sounds after the first letter.

    Example: Those striken with pronuncilexia sometimes pronounce (among others) "oriented" as "ôr-ē'ən-tā'tĕd", "carapace" as "car-sĭ'pĭs", "pronounce" as "prə-nŭn'sē-āt'".

96. prostherity (prŏs-thĕr'ĭ-tē)

  1. a. (n.) One's collection of fake limbs for future's sake.

97. protologism (prō'tŏl'ə-gĭz-əm)

  1. a. (n.) A newly created word which has not yet gained any wide acceptance. It is a prototype or a hypothetical projection of a new lexical unit before it may become current in writing or speech. This word is self-defining as an example of itself.

98. prunk (prŭngk)

  1. a. (n.) An unword word mistakenly substituted for another (often similar) word in conversation.
  2. b. (interj.) Exclamation upon the realisation that a prunk has occurred.
  3. c. (v.) To replace a real word with an unword during regular conversation. As in: "I just prunked that word."

99. prunles (prü'-nəls)

  1. a. (n.pl.) The wrinkles that develop on one's fingers when they've been in the water too long.

100. pseudonymble (süd'nĭm'bəl)

  1. a. (adj.) The art of juggling multiple online personalities; ability to nimbly juggle many pseudonyms.

    Example: Sally: "I have 13 screen names. John: "You must be very pseudonymble, then!"

 

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