Word List / S :.
- a. (v.) To be so thoroughly entrenched in sabotage that it is as if one's whole essence is to sabotage.
- a. (adj.) A statement describing something that tastes delightful, yet it is sacrilegious.
Example: A Jewish Orthodox man ate pork, and exclaimed, "Sacrelicious!" for he enjoyed the pork which was forbidden for him to eat as a Jew.
- b. (adj.) To go against one's relicious way of life; to devote oneself to the destruction of historical evidence.
- a. (n.) The practice of saluting to make a person salute back. Often taken advantage of by persons in the military; similar to bowbaktry.
- a. (n.) Spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get skewered and die in the end.
Example: "Today was another Salmon Day at work."
5. Samolian (săm-ō'lē-ən)
- a. (adj.) An inhabitant of, or relation to a country attributed to monarch, or possible deity, Sam. This country is most widely known as Samolia -- not to be mistaken for Somalia, a country in the far-eastern regions of Africa, on the Gulf of Aden and Indian Ocean. It is yet unknown where the location of this country lies.
- a. (n.) One who is fond of saying quoted lines in Adam Sandler movies and doesn't get sick of saying them in life.
Example: We knew he has Sandlersyndrome when he continually repeated the phrase, "That's pretty sick Chubbs."
- b. (n.) One who attempts to either duplicate or incorporate the famous Adam Sandler golf swing or batting cage tactics in one's everyday activities.
- a. (n.) Proper The last name of GOP candidate and U.S. Senator, Rick Santorum, from Pennsylvania.
8. sapiosexuality (sā-pē-ō-sĕk-shü-ăl'ĭ-tē)
- a. (n.) A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.
Example: Me? I don't care too much about the looks. I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with. I decided this all means that I am sapiosexual.
- a. (n.) To be unable to type correctly when attempting to speak. Advanced symptoms have been known to cause this condition to worsen as time goes on. There is no known cure.
10. sarchasm (sär'kăz'əm)
- a. (n.) The abyss between the creator of witticisms and the intended recipient who does not find the humor in it.
Example: Either you find this definition funny, or there is a sarchasm between us.
11. sassitude (săs'&ibreve-tüd)
- a. (n.) A position of the body or manner of carrying oneself in a fashion suggestive of arrogance; cockiness; superiority.
Example: Shaniqua bobbed her head and snapped her fingures three times in a display of her sassitude.
- a. (v.in.) The action of one from the lineage of Saunderson visiting a website and thereby killing all hope of sanity.
- b. (v.in.) A brutal attack on the intelligence of a website and it's surrounding community.
13. scadink (skad'ĭngk)
- a. (n.) The annoying build-up of ink on the end of a ball-point pen.
- a. (n.) One of many striped price codes that mysteriously began appearing on consumer products back in the 1990's.
- b. (n.) The drones that work long hours in the checkout lines scanning the items people buy.
15. scanter (skăn'tər)
- a. (v.) A brisk, yet leisurely pace. Slower than a gallop, yet faster than a leisurely stroll.
- a. (v.) The act of repeatedly trying to scan an item in hopes that one does not have to enter the UPC code by hand.
17. scarcasm (skär-kăs'əm)
- a. (n.) Sarcasm that really, really hurts.
Example: They were joking around as usual, but she found that the scarcasm he employed would damage their relationship.
- a. (n.) A non-profane version of shit.
- a. (n.) The liquid that comes out of a brass instrument after being played and then left in cooler tempuratures.
- a. (n.) The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, and then snaps up again.
- a. (n.) A person that thinks they can play baseball and drink a beer at the same time.
- a. (n.) A large quantity; a lot. A shitload.
Example: "I have a schload of homework to do"
- a. (n.) A free cigarette.
Example: "Anybody got a schmeggie?"
- a. (n.) One who is considered an expert on clumsy or stupid people.
- a. (v.) The act of adding a comically bad German accent; Injecting the following words or non-words into conversation: "yah, unst, dah, isnt, yavol, uber, dost", etc.; Adding a 'z' sound to any noun.
Example: Chris was schnelling all evening saying such things as, "z'telephone ist whreening, yah!"