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Word List / Sports :.

1. abominaball (ə-bŏm'ə-nə-bôl)

  1. a. (n.) Any ball that has made its way into the interior of a greenhouse or home by exploiting the presence of an unopened window.

2. backspackle (băk-spăk'əl)

  1. a. (n.) Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle in mud.

3. bizoos (bi-züs)

  1. a. (n.) The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.

4. bowlikinetics (bō'lĭ'kə-nĕt'ĭks)

  1. a. (n.) The act of trying to control a released bowling ball by twisting one's body in the direction one wants it to go.

5. creedle (krēd'l)

  1. a. (n.) Any of several microscopic indentations on a golf ball.

6. Gangels (găng-jəlz)

  1. a. (n.) Slang. A baseball team from the ghettos of Los Angeles.

7. gymnatical (jĭm'nă'tĭ-kəl)

  1. a. (adj.) Inverted, twisted, or generally disorienting movement or posture.
  2. b. (adj.) Of or relating to gymnastics.

8. jogma (jôg'mə)

  1. a. (n.) The tenets, secrets and mysteries surrounding proper jogging.

9. jumpskiffling (jŭmp-skĭf'əl-ĭng)

  1. a. (v.in.) To jump around like a complete moron because of something stupid.

    Example: Because her chicken laid an egg, Rosie started jumpskiffling!

10. lampoosh (lăm-püsh)

  1. a. (v.) To amble with a limp, either seriously or in jest.

11. mittsquinter (mĭt'skwĭntər)

  1. a. (n.) A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow the cause of the error lies there.

12. mulligal (mŭl'ĭ-gəl)

  1. a. (n.) In golf, a provisional mulligan. A mulligan is a second shot, without penalty, when the golfer is unhappy with the first. If, however, the mulligan is worse than the first shot, it becomes a mulligal and the player uses his first ball.

13. ninjury (nĭn'jə-rē)

  1. a. (n.) An injury, usually a pulled groin muscle, sustained while trying to show off a cool martial arts move.

14. pedlock (pĕd'lŏk')

  1. a. (n.) The condition of a bicycle pedal wedging itself against one's leg.
  2. b. (n.) The condition when a shoelace winds up on a bicycle pedal causing oneself to fall off.
  3. c. (n.) The condition of a bicycle pedal wedging itself against the kickstand.

15. punkdunk (pŭngk-dŭngk)

  1. a. (n.) A flashy or showoff dunk during a basketball game.

16. rokblok (rŏk-blŏk)

  1. a. (n.) Deflection off a small rock or pebble on a baseball field thereby changing the direction of the baseball.

17. schlitzstop (sh'lĭtz-stŏp)

  1. a. (n.) A person that thinks they can play baseball and drink a beer at the same time.

18. sparringly (spär'ĭng-ly)

  1. a. (adv.) To conduct through physical combat, typically a duel.

    Example: After tiring of discussion we grabbed our swords and settled the matter sparringly.

19. teamlet (tēm'lĭt)

  1. a. (n.) A team within a larger team. Consisting of as few as one member, teamlets can research topics of great importance and report back to a team or larger teamlet which reports to an even larger team.

20. traccident (trăk'sĭ-dənt)

  1. a. (n.) Any injury or mishap occurring while participating in a track and field event.

21. voitlock (voit'lŏk')

  1. a. (n.) Situation when a basketball is thrown and wedges itself between the hoop and the backboard.

22. yippideehooha (yĭp'ĭ-dē-hü'hä)

  1. a. (n.) The ruckus of media provided excitement, commentary, interviews and highlights which follow the winning of any major sports championship. Similarly: (pl.) yippideehoohas, yippideeprehas (fanfare preceding the big game), yippideeposthas.

    Example: We don't need to listen to anymore of this yippideehooha. We already know who won the game.
  2. b. (n.) The media excitement over any major news event and the continued 'coverage' that ensues.
  3. c. (n.) The excessive media coverage on a news event that is of extremely low importance.

    Example: Today, a Springfield man lost his cat. We will be giving you 'up-to-the-minute' continued coverage of this story as more information unfolds.

 

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