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1. ancieverknowledgetale (ān-shĕv'ər-nŏl'ĭj-tāl)
- a. (n.) Any story about the "Good Old Days" told by an adult or elderly person.
2. Checkuary (chĕk'yü-ĕr'ĭ)
- a. (n.) The thirteenth month of the year that begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on their checks.
3. commie (kŏm-ē)
- a. (n.) Someone who is affiliated with the communist party; who symphatizes with communist; someone un-American.
Note: You have to be about a couple hundred years dead to not know what a commie is.
4. dinophobia (dī'nə-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) Extreme fear of dinosaurs.
5. dracosaurus (drā'kō-sôr'əs)
- a. (n.) A fictional, flightless dragon native to other universes.
- b. (n.) The dinosaur from which mythological dragons descended.
6. dyslection (dĭs-lĕk-shən)
- a. (n.) An election stricken with a case of dyslexia, often referring to the infamous mix-up in the Presidential Election of 2000. One might say the Y2K bug actually happened in this case.
7. humography (hyü'mŏg'rə-fē)
- a. (n.) A funny story that is only funny to those who were there. If told anywhere else, or at a different time, it becomes dull.
8. Islamikaze (ĭs-läm'ə-kä'zē)
- a. (n.) A Muslim who commits intentional suicide as a result of carrying out a terrorist attack.
9. justifiction (jŭs'tə-fĭk'shən)
- a. (n.) Any act in which a person fraudulently defends, explains, or makes excuses for an action through false reasoning.
Example: His justifiction for the Iraq War was the presence of WMDs. - b. (n.) Something known not to be a fact or circumstance presented to support an action as reasonable or necessary.
Example: They presented the story as justifiction for his re-election. - c. (n.) A statement, known to be false, presented in explanation of some action or belief.
10. LOL OMG (ĕl-ō-ĕl ō-ĕm-gē)
- a. (abbrev.) Doug wants to meet you.
11. meandrathal (mē-ăn'dər-thôl')
- a. (n.) Any person in an exhausted state of mind in which they wander aimlessly, sometimes with low blood-sugar, in a shopping mall, video store or the like.
12. moronasaurus (môr'ŏn'ə-sôr'əs)
- a. (n.) Someone whose stupidity has, or should have, caused them to become extinct.
Example: From Greek mOros, foolish or stupid, and sauros, lizard.
13. nostralgia (nŏs'trăl'gə)
- a. (n.) A reminder of one's past brought on by a familiar or more recently unfamiliar smell.
14. relicious (rĕ-lĭsh'əs)
- a. (adj.) Religiously devoted to relics, to the preservation of the past.
Examples:
Nothing in contemporary life carries meaning for him. He is a deeply relicious person, not simply nostalgic.
Some people think that Eastern Orthodox spirituality is more relicious than truly religious.
15. Remembruary (rĭ-mĕm'brü-ĕr'ĭ)
- a. (n.) The relative last month, or reoccurrence of the first month of the year in which people forget to transition into the following year. Often this period ends relative to the person's psychological ability to progress into the new year. This month is known to last as little as an hour and as much as several years in some rare cases.
Example: "It's January 14th, and I'm still signing my checks with last year's date, it takes me a few weeks to get past Remembruary!"
16. sacrelicious (săk'rə-lĭsh'əs)
- a. (adj.) A statement describing something that tastes delightful, yet it is sacrilegious.
Example: A Jewish Orthodox man ate pork, and exclaimed, "Sacrelicious!" for he enjoyed the pork which was forbidden for him to eat as a Jew. - b. (adj.) To go against one's relicious way of life; to devote oneself to the destruction of historical evidence.
17. Scirish (skī'rĭsh)
- a. (adj.) A person of mixed Irish and Scottish descent.
18. Septleventh (sĕpt-lĕv'ənth)
- a. (n.) The date, September 11th, 2001.
- b. (adj.) Any description based on the date, September 11th, 2001.
Example: The septleventh terrorists hijacked a few airplanes.
19. undocumentioned (ŭn-dŏk'yə-mĕn'shən'ĕd)
- a. (adj.) Describing something that is both undocumented and unmentionable.
Example: Don't tell me about the offshore accounts, they're undocumentioned!
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