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Word List / Insults & Disrespect :.

26. headness (hĕd-nĕss)

  1. a. (n.) To have an abnormally large head.

    Examples:
    My daddy has headness, and so does my little brother!

    His headness defied all bike helmet sizes.

27. IGMO (ĭg'mō)

  1. a. (n.) An ignorant person; abbreviated form of ignoramus.
  2. b. (acro.) I've Got My Orders. A rueful to matter-of-fact commentary by a person executing a decision of others that may not seem sensible to the speaker or addressee.

28. infomoron (ĭn'fō-môr'ŏn')

  1. a. (n.) An infomercial stand-in specialized in the task of showing the audience just how difficult commonplace tools or equipment can be to use, giving them ample reason to buy the new product. A certified professional will often demonstrate low manual dexterity, confusion with simple tasks, and a disastrous storage system that leaves them unable to locate the things they need.

    Example: Let's watch the infomoron unsuccessfully staple papers together.

29. Josbe (hōs-bē)

  1. a. (n.) The name given to the second male Latino found next to, or immediately after, the first male Latino whose name is Jose. Typically used in a crowd.

30. kamaldeep (kä'məl-dēp)

  1. a. (adj.) Taboo; An extremely offensive word labeling someone as a tyrant or other such dark entity stemming from their personality and appearance.

31. kidiot (kĭd'ē-ət)

  1. a. (n.) A stupid child.

32. kneekle (nē'kəl)

  1. a. (n.) The portion of one's leg extending from the knee to the ankle. It is referred to in this manner if the person displays excess fat which essentially hides the calf area.

33. loseronic (lü'zə'rŏn'ĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) Describing a complete and utter loser.

34. losery (lü'zər'ē)

  1. a. (adj.) Having the characteristics of a loser.
  2. b. (adj.) Decidedly not a winner.
  3. c. (adj.) Deserving of merciless ridicule.

35. manimal (măn'ə-məl)

  1. a. (n.) Any person who resembles any such animal, preferably a monkey or gorilla. Officially, a manimal must display the facial features and animal habits of the related creature.

36. moronasaurus (môr'ŏn'ə-sôr'əs)

  1. a. (n.) Someone whose stupidity has, or should have, caused them to become extinct.

    Example: From Greek mOros, foolish or stupid, and sauros, lizard.

37. muptard (mŭp' tärd')

  1. a. (n.) A mentally challenged or handicapped individual who shares the actions and personality traits of a Jim Henson puppet creation.

38. noob (nüb)

  1. a. (n.) Someone who is a beginner to a particular activity; most commonly used for people new to online games and unaware of gamers' nettiquette.

    Example: Ninja: "Someone's begging for a free weapon." Wizard: "Don't mind him, he's just a noob and doesn't know better yet."

39. obeseist (ō-bēs'ĭst)

  1. a. (n.) Anyone who is discriminatory or acts disrespectfully towards somebody because of their extreme overweight appearance.

    Example: My friend John hates santa because he is fat. John is an obeseist.

40. obliviot (ə-blĭv'ĭ-ət)

  1. a. (n.) Someone who is completely unaware of their idiocy.

41. obnoxion (ŏb-nŏk-shən)

  1. a. (n.) Someone or something that is considered obnoxious.
  2. b. (n.) ŏb-nŏk'shī'ŏn. Any obnoxious material; an atom of obnoxious behavior.

42. obstetricize (ŏb-stĕt'rĭ-sīz')

  1. a. (v.) To shun a baby.

43. Orlandite (ôr-lănd'īt')

  1. a. (n.) One who is insanely obsessed with Orlando Bloom. They are often fan-girls and know everything about him including favorite colors, articles of clothing and such. These aborigines can prove quite dangerous if provoked with crude Orlando comments.

44. pair-a-plegics (pâr-ə-pə'lē'jĭks)

  1. a. (n.) Two people who have gotten themselves stuck in a predicament together and cannot find anyway out.

    Example: A pair-a-palegics was jammed in the stairwell after the two tried to force themselves down it in box too large to fit.

45. PEBKAC (pĕb'kāk)

  1. a. (acro.) Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair; used by support people, particularly at call centers and help desks. Not used with the public. Considered very derogatory.

    Example: "Did you ever figure out why that guy couldn't print?" "Yeah, he kept canceling the operation before it could finish. PEBKAC."

46. perpetraitor (pûr'pə-trā'tər)

  1. a. (n.) One who chronically betrays the cause, often feeling responsible for the cause and/or the betrayal.

47. photographiends (fō'tə-gră'fēnds)

  1. a. (n.pl.) Troublesome children who clearly take digital photos of someone, then edge away to the corner of the room and start ridiculing the victim.

48. plaquack (plăk'wăk)

  1. a. (n.) The one mysterious dentist out of five who doesn't provide advice such as recommending sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.

49. podunk (pō'dŭngk')

  1. a. (adj.) Descriptive of a person who has grown up in the sticks, talks with a drawl or rural dialect that is usually incomprehensible, and has never traveled farther than the local supermarket.

50. poety (pō'ĭt-ē)

  1. a. (adj.) poetry-like; something closely resembling the work of a poet. Often used derogatorily to describe bad poetry, rap, and self-indulgent spoken word sessions.

 

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