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1. abbone (ăb-bō-nē)
- a. (adj.) The agony or severe pain caused by attempting to stand or walk when a person's knees have seized up, primarily after a prolonged period of inactivity. Most commonly suffered by travelers using trains, cars, and planes as methods of transportation.
2. accidentist (āk'sĭ-dən'tĭst)
- a. (n.) A dentist known for making mistakes.
Example: My accidentist decided to drill my good molars at my appointment today.
3. accumulotion (ə-kyüm'yə-lō'shən)
- a. (n.) The uncomfortably grotesque layer of slime that adorns the opening of a lotion dispenser.
4. addadictomy (ăd'ə-dĭk'tə-my)
- a. (n.) The medical procedure for changing a patient's sex from female to male.
5. aesthete's foot (ĕs-thēts fut)
- a. (n.) The chronic condition whereby one's socks match one's shirt without fail.
6. aggravitch (ăg'rə-vĭch)
- a. (n.) An itch that that does not lessen with scratching but instead seems to spread to surrounding areas, causing immense annoyance and sometimes paranoia and self-mutilation.
7. agiliteeth (ə-jĭl'ĭ-tēth)
- a. (n.) The skill of using dental floss to effectively clean the entire mouth. Often perfected by individuals with germ phobias.
8. allergivate (ă'lĕrjĭvāt')
- a. (v.) The inevitable action of a cat or dog to constantly gravitate toward guests who are allergic to them.
Example: Bobby's cat loves his mother-in-law but she can't breathe in the same room as a cat.
9. allergize (ăl'ə'r-jīz)
- a. (v.) To cause your allergies to act up.
Example: The fresh grass clippings are allergizing my eyes.
10. amsniffalent (ăm-snĭf'ə-lənt)
- a. (n.) The act of not covering one's mouth when they sneeze, thereby showing their willingness to share their cold with others.
11. antigravisnot (ăn'tē-grăv'ĭ-snŏt)
- a. (n.) The ability of snot to run down one's face while their head is tilted back.
12. appendasm (ə-pĕn-dăz'əm)
- a. (n.) The twitching, uncomfortable sensation that passes through a limb when it is awakened from an appendoze. Appendasms may last for some time and can be quite intense depending on the length and depth of the appendoze.
13. appendoze (ə-pĕn-dōz)
- a. (v.) The phenomena in which a part of the body seems to go to sleep. This is due to the body part having restricted blood flow for an extended period. The re-awakening of the ailing limb is achieved by re-positioning it.
14. aprepilliac (ăp'rĭ-pĭl'lē-ăk)
- a. (n.) A pill addict that keeps walking into a pharmacy and forgetting why.
15. astronauseous (ăs'trō-nô'shəs)
- a. (adj.) The physical discomfort experienced in the highest reaches of the planet's stratosphere. Similarly: astronausea, cosmonauseous.
16. bacne (băk'nē)
- a. (n.) acne of the back.
- b. (n.) Acne located on the back of an individual's torso.
17. bandile (bănd'īl)
- a. (n.) The thin red strip one pulls to release a Band-Aid.
18. bandpulliphobia (bănd-pu'lə-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) The fear of pulling off a band-aid; Especially when counting down from three.
19. barbit (bär-bĭt)
- a. (n.) A loose hair clinging to the face after a shave.
Example: After Bob shaved his beard, there was still a barbit hanging to his chin that washed off when he took a shower.
20. barp (bärp)
- a. (v.) To burp and vomit simultaneously.
21. beebeesh (bē'bēsh)
- a. (n.) A boo-boo, a child's injury, particularly one that can clearly be seen later, such as a bruise, scab, scratch, etc.
22. beepilepsy (bēp'ə-lĕp'sē)
- a. (n.) The seizure suffered in the process of finding and turning off a beeper, especially one that vibrates.
23. behunkis (bē-hŭng'kĭs)
- a. (n.) Someone's bottom, behind, posterior. This term is strictly used to jest about a person or pet's behind or to tell them to get moving.
Example: You had better move that behunkis and get to school!
24. bifocalitis (bî-fô'kә-lī'tĭs)
- a. (n.) A condition that afflicts wearers of bifocals that causes them to think they are reading a line of text or row of data straight across, when in actuality they are seeing a different line or row or a combination of different lines or rows. This often results in a mismatch between intent, information, and/or action.
25. blimple (blĭm'pəl)
- a. (n.) A large pimple.
