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26. blimpliments (blĭm'plə-mənts)
- a. (n.pl.) High-calorie or high-fat toppings one adds to a low-calorie or low-fat food that effectively cancels out all the benefits of eating the healthy food in the first place.
27. booshwaggled (bü-shwăg-gəl'əd)
- a. (adv.) When someone knocks another person around to some degree of defecation. To beat someone into a stupor.
Example: Wow, you really booshwaggled him this time.
28. brain cloud (brān kloud)
- a. (n.) A condition of the brain where one forgets large amounts of information for a short period of time, often occurring when one is queried about small amounts of information.
- b. (n.) An imaginary disease. Often diagnosed because a bribed doctor convinces one that there is little time left to live, recommending one best die doing something that would "improve society" thereupon, secretly richening the wealthy briber.
29. brain cramp (brān krămp)
- a. (n.) The inability to get some information or action to occur because your brain is failing to come up with the correct action or response.
- b. (n.) The polite version of brain fart, or cranial flatulation.
30. brain fart (brān färt)
- a. (n.) Malfunction of the brain on a given thought process, usually occurring during an important situation.
- b. (pron.) When one conveniently forgets something just at the right moment when he or she is asked an important question. In the act of trying not to look stupid as one is they cover it up by indicating that they had a brain fart. Unlike a normal fart, these leave no revolting odor or any clue to their presence.
Example: Bob: "What day of the week is it today, Fred?" Fred: "It's chili day in the cafeteria!" Bob: "No!... I asked what day of the week!" Fred: "Oh, brain fart... It's Friday."
31. bumgavitis (bŭm-jə-vī'tĭs)
- a. (n.) A disease that includes symptoms such as itchiness and escilating to full fledged teeth growing around the posterior area.
32. bureauacnophobia (byur'ə-ăk'no-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) [Bureauacnophobia] is, as the name suggests, a phobia. One is not born with this phobia. Rather it is caused by one or more bad experiences with a bureaucrat or several bureaucrats, which make one frightened of them. A cure for this is not know at this time because it is difficult to work will any bureaucrats as they feel threatened by someone with this kind of phobia. A suggested course of action could follow the treatment of Arachnophobia (sans interaction with). Credited: B Dodd, September 3, 1998.
33. camouflush (kăm'ə-flŭsh)
- a. (n.) The unnecessary flushing of a public restroom toilet to mask embarrassing bodily sounds.
34. Carpal Thumal Syndrome (kär'pəl thŭm'əl sĭn'drōm')
- a. (n.) A condition of the thumbs that is brought on by the excessive use of a Blackberry or other similar device.
35. chesticles (chĕst-ĭk-əlz)
- a. (n.pl.) The glands of the thorax. More often used in female description. Origins: Old English cest chest, box, and Middle English ikel icicle.
36. clapperphobia (klăp'ər-fō-bē-ə)
- a. (n.) An abnormal fear of clapping one's hands at concerts, events, or other gatherings when around a large number of people. Often attributed to the fear of drawing attention by a potentially loud clap.
37. claustropedic (klô'strə-pē'dĭks)
- a. (adj.) A syndrome where the sufferer can't wear closed-toed footwear, even when it's unpractical. Mostly seen in the evenings during the winter.
Example: "This winter storm is dreadful, but the strappy sandals worn by the women in line at the nightclub prove how claustropedic they are."
38. clicklexia (klĭk-lĕk'sē-ə)
- a. (n.) A computer-related disorder one suffers from in which they have a tendency to double-click on items which only require one click, often resulting in two items opening instead of just one. This disorder is more often found in novices and aged computer users.
39. clingons (klĭng-ŏnz)
- a. (n.pl.) Little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in one's behind, or to one's shoe.
40. compulsive away disorder (kəm-pŭl'sĭv ə-wā' dĭs-ôr'dər)
- a. (n.) A deficiency affecting those obsessed with constantly reading away messages on one's favorite instant messenger service.
41. cranial flatulation (krā'nē-əl flăch'yə'lā'shən)
- a. (n.) Condition of the brain to cease functioning mid-sentence, frequently occurring during important meetings where one must impress others, leaving the user of said brain with a blank stare.
42. dentarded (dĕn'tärd'ĕd)
- a. (adj.) People who refuse, are afraid of, or simply ignore dental visits to the point of nastola.
43. dingleberry (dĭng'gəl-bĕr'ē)
- a. (n.) A little ball of feces that dries on the hair of one's rump.
Note: This is already defined in the American Heritage Dictionary.
44. doodeuce (dü-dyüs)
- a. (n.) Bodily waste removal of the second variety.
45. dragonass (drăg'ŏn-ăs)
- a. (n.) An old chinese disease whose symptoms causes workers to be slackers.
46. dünken häcken (dŭng'kən hăk'ən)
- a. (n.) Violent coughing attack brought on by inhaling the powdered sugar on a doughnut.
47. earp (ûrp)
- a. (n.) To vomit.
Example: I think I'm going to earp.
48. earpy (ûrp'ē)
- a. (adj.) Feeling nauseated.
49. Emotional-Tourette's (ĭ-mō'shə-nəl tû-rəts')
- a. (n.) An affliction in which one cannot control a need to announce how they feel to uninterested parties.
50. fartburn (färt'bûrn')
- a. (n.) A condition caused by excessive farting.
