"Changing the English language one word at a time."

All A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # Junkwords

Word List / Health & Medicine :.

51. fivehead (fīv'hĕd')

  1. a. (n.) The body part commonly referred to as the forehead, only larger or higher due to a receding hairline or facial structure.

    Examples:
    Check out the fivehead on that old man.

    Was your sister born with a fivehead?

52. flabbygast (flăb'ē-găst')

  1. a. (v.tr.) To be over come with astonishment that despite excessive dieting you haven't lost a pound.
  2. b. (v.tr.) (adj) As if struck dumb with astonishment that you haven't lost a pound after a rigorous diet.

53. flugi (flü'gē)

  1. a. (n.) A cross between flem and a lugi that can get caught at the back of one's throat, becoming nearly impossible to spit out or blow out of one's nose.

54. gaspopulater (găs-pŏp'yü-lāt'ər)

  1. a. (n.) Gaseous expulsion, as a result of drinking soda pop, that does not come out until an hour later or more.

55. gastralcombustulate (găs'trəl-kəm-bŭst'yə-lāt')

  1. a. (v.in.) To pass gas.

56. googer (gü'gər)

  1. a. (n.) the little bit of pus found in one's eye when one wakes up.

    Example: You've got a googer in your eye.

57. gurt (gûrt)

  1. a. (v.) To cause pain while, at the same time, causing a feeling of pleasure; often related to the scratching of an itch.

58. haargle (här'gəl)

  1. a. (v.) The act of gargling with a hair in one's throat, resulting in a most unusual scream.

59. habitosis (hă-bĭ-tō'sĭs)

  1. a. (n.) A disease affecting those who continually form habits out of every aspect of their life; the condition of making every action into a habit.

60. happytitis (hăp'ē-tī'tĭs)

  1. a. (n.) A disease usually brought on by the consumption of alcohol, usually lasting until one vomits.

61. Hershey squirts (hûr'shē skwûrts)

  1. a. (n.) Diarrhea.

    Example: He stayed home with the Hershey squirts.

62. HMO-sapien (āch-ěm-ō-sā'pē-ən)

  1. a. (n.) A person who understands HMOs.

    Example: "Barry gets his treatment easily; he's a real HMO-sapien."
  2. b. (n.) A person who works for an HMO.

    Example: "I'm a HMO-sapien, working for Aetna."

63. humstinker (hŭm-stĭnk'ər)

  1. a. (n.) One that is extraordinary or remarkably smelly, and who has probably never thought of using deodorant in a considerably long time.

64. indisuggestion (ĭn'dĭ-səg-jĕs'chən)

  1. a. (n.) Any entirely useless remedy for getting rid of gas, or indigestion; possibly through hypnosis.

65. jampage (jăm'pāj')

  1. a. (v.) The screaming and dancing rampage one goes on when they jam or stub a body part on a household object.
  2. b. (n.) A jamming session that is rampageous enough to make the listener believe that the musician is crazy.

66. jointgantic (joint-găn'tĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) Describing a joint that is not of regular size, but not large enough to be considered a blunt.

    Example: This thing is jointgantic.

67. kamaldeep (kä'məl-dēp)

  1. a. (adj.) Taboo; An extremely offensive word labeling someone as a tyrant or other such dark entity stemming from their personality and appearance.

68. kipple (kĭp'əl)

  1. a. (n.pl.) Any collection of useless objects. Over time, kipple will reproduce itself if not attended to.

    Example: We found a lot of kipple in the attic of that old pack rat's home.

69. manorexic (măn'ə-rĕk'sĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) Characterizing a male who eats an extremely large amount of food and yet gains no weight.

    Example: Renan ate that whole pie and he is still manorexic.

70. margraine (mär'grān')

  1. a. (n.) The blinding pain one suffers from drinking margarita slush too quickly.
  2. b. (n.) The intense headache that follows a person's attempt at chugging a litre of pure melted margarine, all in one sitting; often the cause of obesity or extreme jealousy depending on the person's ability to hide such large amounts of fat.

71. monoemotionistic (mŏnō-ĭ-mō'shən-ĭs'tĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) Capable of feeling or having only a single emotion at a time.

72. morningfart (môr'nĭng-färt)

  1. a. (n.) A fart that did not pass during the night and is ready to blow in the morning.

73. murse (mûrs)

  1. a. (n.) A male nurse.

74. nast (năst)

  1. a. (n.) Filth; usually, but not necessarily, identifiable.

    Example: There is nast all over my carpet.
  2. b. (interj.) Used to express disgust or offense.

    Example: Aww, Nast!

75. ninjury (nĭn'jə-rē)

  1. a. (n.) An injury, usually a pulled groin muscle, sustained while trying to show off a cool martial arts move.

 

©2001-2008. Nanovox Productions. BV: 800x600+,16Bit+, Rev. 286