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76. noggin'noddin (nŏg'ĭn nŏd'ĭn)
- a. (v.) A periodic bobbing of one's head when one is about to doze off, often recurring in regular succession either in a rhythmical or intermittent pattern; a sign that one is too inactive or tired to stay awake.
Examples:
While driving late at night, Jeff started noggin'noddin
During a really boring class, sally couldn't help noggin'noddin.
77. oldfolkals (ōld-fōl'kăls)
- a. (n.pl.) The eyeglasses one needs when they can no longer see anything more than ten feet away, or their arms appear to have shrunk too much to hold the newspaper at a reasonable reading distance.
78. onycheldigger (ŏn-ĭk'əl-dĭg'ər)
- a. (n.) Any object used as a tool to clean the disgusting build-up of grime under the fingernails. Usually something found nearby, like a push pin or a sharp corner of a folded peice of paper.
Example: I'm onycheldigging with this fork so I can be presentable for my date tonight.
79. optoblur cycle (ŏp'tō-blûr sī'kəl)
- a. (n.) An occasional seven to eight second vision loss, where one’s eyes blur out of focus and then back, loosing all aspects of color and detail; often occurring in the morning, as one’s eyes adjust to the light.
80. palegic (pə'lē'jĭk)
- a. (n.) Someone who is paraplegic.
81. plaquack (plăk'wăk)
- a. (n.) The one mysterious dentist out of five who doesn't provide advice such as recommending sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.
82. plumple (plŭm'pəl)
- a. (n.) A large pimple.
83. possessment (pə'zĕs-mənt)
- a. (n.) The act of possessing a speech that makes people feel strangely closer to the speaker.
- b. (n.) A period of time in which someone or something is possessed.
84. prescribbled (prĭ-skrĭb'əld)
- a. (v.) A method used by doctors with bad handwriting to assign medication to patients.
Example: My doctor prescribbled Vexiagasine eye drops for the heart burn I get during romantic encounters.
85. prostherity (prŏs-thĕr'ĭ-tē)
- a. (n.) One's collection of fake limbs for future's sake.
86. radicalotion (răd'ĭ-kəl-ō'shən)
- a. (n.) The aftermath of applying pressure to a clogged bottle of lotion.
87. retox (rē-tŏks')
- a. (v.tr.) The act of replenishing toxic substances that may have been depleted over time.
Example: Bob wasn't at his desk because he went outside to retox his nicotine levels.
88. Sandlersydrome (sănd'lər-sĭn'drōm')
- a. (n.) One who is fond of saying quoted lines in Adam Sandler movies and doesn't get sick of saying them in life.
Example: We knew he has Sandlersyndrome when he continually repeated the phrase, "That's pretty sick Chubbs." - b. (n.) One who attempts to either duplicate or incorporate the famous Adam Sandler golf swing or batting cage tactics in one's everyday activities.
89. schweaty (shwĕt'ē)
- a. (adj.) Describing someone who has sweat and other bodily moisture on them that were created during a provocative situation. Being in a moistened state.
Example: My wife and I got schweaty in Motel 6.
90. scoopulate (sküp-yə-lāt')
- a. (v.) The act of scooping all but two of the many pills that poured into one's hand, back into the bottle.
- b. (v.) The act of trying to get only one noodle out of a pot of boiling water to check for doneness.
91. sniffalist (snĭf-ə-lĭst)
- a. (n.) Any person partaking in the annoying habit of rhythmic sniffing or snorting though free of allergy, cold, or flu. The behavior is a sad attempt to get attention from those within earshot and often precedes speech or movement. Such people can be found in cubicle farms, quiet coffee shops, and university libraries.
92. snot rocket (snŏt rŏk'ĭt)
- a. (n.) A gob of mucus that is ejected from either the mouth or nose of a person engaged in a sneeze.
93. spendorphine (spĕn-dôr'fĭn)
- a. (n.) The substance generated by the brain that improves mood or reduces depression when one self-medicates by going shopping.
94. sturp (stûrp)
- a. (n.) The last bead of toothpaste remaining behind the nozzle of the tube that cannot be reached, barring disassembly.
95. sudoopoo (sü-dü-pü)
- a. (n.) A super duper pooper; extremely downhearted feelings.
96. sudoopooscoo (sü-dü-pü-skü)
- a. (n.) A super-duper-pooper-scooper; A device used to pick up one's dog's poop.
97. thrickle (thrĭk'əl)
- a. (n.) A tickle in the back of one's throat.
Example: I have a thrickle, and the only way to relieve it is to gag myself.
98. tile comet (tĭl kŏm'ĭt)
- a. (n.) Any streamer of toilet paper attached to a person's heel as they emerge from a restroom.
99. turfus (tur'fəs)
- a. (n.pl.) A repellent and often unidentifiable mass, as of sweaty clothes or food waste.
Example: When Jeff moved out, he left such nasty turfus under his couch that I had to use gloves to throw it out.
100. vertigotic (vûr'tĭ-gŏt'ĭk)
- a. (adj.) Describing a person who has vertigo badly.
Example: I feel extremely vertigotic up here.
