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51. skeeve (skēv)

  1. a. (n.) Unidentifiable filth, usually of a particularly atrocious variety.

    Example: The dorm floor was so covered in skeeve it was not fit for standing on.

52. slurm (slûrm)

  1. a. (n.) The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

53. smellifire (smĕl-ə'fīr)

  1. a. (v.) To attempt to hide the inevitable bathroom smell one makes by using matches or spray.

    Example: After stinking the bathroom up, James tried to smellifire the room.
  2. b. (n.) One who is caught smellifiring.

54. superfluswitch (sü-pûr'flü-swĭch)

  1. a. (n.) The one light switch in every house with absolutely no purpose whatsoever.

55. swankienda (swăng'kē-ĕn'də)

  1. a. (n.) An extremely nice house.

    Example: Tom's new house is quite a swankienda.

56. thumble (thŭm'bəl)

  1. a. (n.) A thimble worn on the thumb. If worn for a prolonged period of time can deform the thumb to the shape of the thumble.

57. tipsle (tĭp'səl)

  1. a. (v.) The act of leaning too far back on a chair, consequently falling over. See also: flump

58. toilet toupee (toi'lĭt tü-pā')

  1. a. (n.) Any shag carpet toilet cover that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users.

59. tree rat (trē răt)

  1. a. (n.) A squirrel; a very destructive animal that eats bird eggs--contributing more to the demise of song birds than even house cats.

60. tubswizzle (tŭb-swĭz'əl)

  1. a. (v.) To slide oneself back and forth in the bathtub in order to mix the extremely hot water with the cooler water.

61. turfus (tur'fəs)

  1. a. (n.pl.) A repellent and often unidentifiable mass, as of sweaty clothes or food waste.

    Example: When Jeff moved out, he left such nasty turfus under his couch that I had to use gloves to throw it out.

62. twinch (twĭnch)

  1. a. (n.) The movement a dog makes with its head when it hears a high-pitched noise.

63. vaseless (vās'lĭs)

  1. a. (adj.) The state of lacking flower vases. Other forms include vaselessness.

64. waftic (wäf'tĭk)

  1. a. (adj.) Describes any person in whose direction campfire or barbeque smoke always blows

65. yicky (yĭk'ē)

  1. a. (adj.) Anything that is disgusting, repulsive. Sometimes considered onomatopoeic describing small popping air releases when scooping up some form of repulsive food or other goop.

    Example: That food is yicky. I'm not eating it.

 

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