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26. annoyitate (ə-noi'ə-tāt')
- a. (v.tr.) Using one's ability to annoy and irritate, at the same time.
27. antalixic (ăn'tə'lĭks'ĭk)
- a. (n.) One who passes over licorice jellybeans.
28. anticappoint (ăn-tĭs'ə-point')
- a. (v.tr.) To have a highly anticipated event fail to satisfy.
- b. (v.tr.) To have high hopes met with disappointment. Similarly: anticappointed, anticappointing, anticappoints.
29. anticillation (ăn-tĭs'l-ā'shən)
- a. (n.) A feeling of anticipated superficial stimulation while waiting for something exciting to happen.
30. anticiparcellate (ăn-tĭs'ə-pär'sə-lāt')
- a. (v.) Waiting until the mailman is several houses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not to appear too anxious.
31. anticitickle (ăn'tĭs'ə)
- a. (v.) When one instinctively reacts to being tickled, before the tickle has actually occurred. Often, one is considered telepathically or telekinetically ticklish in cases like this.
- b. (v.) When the anticipation of being tickled causes the afflicted to flinch and jerk around.
32. anticluistic (ăn'tē-klü'ĭs'tĭk)
- a. (adj.) Describing a person who actively repels any attempt at getting a clue.
33. anticompanionize (ăn'tī-kəm-păn'yən-īz')
- a. (v.) One's constant rejection of their boyfriend's or girlfriend's companion animal, or generally hating their partner's cat or dog for absolutely no reason at all.
34. anxieapeek (ăng-zĭ'ĭ-pĕk)
- a. (n.) The cautious opening of an envelope containing semester grades or other possibly dangerous material.
35. apatheist (ăp'ə-thē-ĭst)
- a. (n.) One who denies the possible existence of a supreme being only because they have a lack of interest in discovering this for oneself. Often mistaken with an atheist who openly denies the existence of God or gods, and refuses to say otherwise.
36. apostrophascist (ə-pŏs'trə-fă'cĭst)
- a. (n.) One of the army of self-righteous goons that jumps on others as soon as they veer even slightly away from the hideously outdated English grammar and punctuation standards laid down by the Victorians when they realized their mother tongue was a mutated to the point that it would never have the elegance of Latin or the precision of High German.
37. appointed (ə-poin'tĭd)
- a. (adj.) To be thoroughly satisfied with something; the opposite of disappointed.
Example: He was most appointed by the meal.
38. aquafelinephobia (ăk'wə-fē'lī'nə-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) The fear of cats that can swim.
39. aqualibrium (ăk'wə-lĭb'rē-əm)
- a. (n.) The point where the stream of drinking fountain water reaches the perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from either having to suck from the nozzle or from squirting him or herself in the eye.
- b. (n.) ăk'wə-lĭb'rē-əm. The point at which the water in the bathtub is at just the right temperature.
40. arachnidiot (ərăk'nĭd'ē-ət)
- a. (n.) A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web begins gyrating and flailing about wildly. See also: arachnijig
41. arachnijig (ə-răk-nĭ'jĭg)
- a. (n.) The involuntary dancing motion one makes when one accidentally walks into a spider web, or is told there's a spider on them.
42. aristonaut (ə-rĭs'tə-nôt')
- a. (n.) Someone who bought their way into space with large amounts of money not available to the general masses.
43. arrognorant (ăr'əg'nər-ənt)
- a. (n.) A person who thinks they know everything, but is usually wrong.
44. Asianly (ā'zhən'lē)
- a. (adj.) The way Asian people go about doing something; The Asian way.
Example: Look at how Asianly they're driving. It is just not safe to be out here when they drive like that.
45. asslazy (ăs-lā'zē)
- a. (adj.) Describing an overly hyper and active couch-potato.
46. athupendecimal (ô-thŏ-pĕn'dĕs'ə-məl)
- a. (n.) Posessing a "know-all" personality. As in: "Your athupendecimal behaviour is offending me."
- b. (n.) Also, the quality of one's "know-all" personality. As in: "You have a great athupendecimality."
47. B+ stampede (bē plŭs stăm-pēd')
- a. (n.) The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.
48. bagerno (băj'ûr-nō)
- a. (n.) To get really, really stoned. This word only makes sense in that state of mind.
Example: Dude, let's go bagerno.
49. baldage (bôld'āj)
- a. (n.) The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
50. banana hammock (băn-ăn'ə hăm'ək)
- a. (n.) A Speedo bathing suit or bikini briefs.
