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51. be-I-Jesus (bē-ī-jē'zəs)
- a. (interj.) An expression of doing something miraculously amazing.
Example: I made water turn to wine! Be-I-Jesus!
52. beer goggles (bîr gŏg'əls)
- a. (n.) A condition afflicting inebriated individuals, allowing mutual attraction between those who would ordinarily not be attracted.
53. beersightedness (bîr'sī'tĭd'nĭs)
- a. (n.) The eye condition developed after "last call" in the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive than they were three hours earlier.
54. behunkis (bē-hŭng'kĭs)
- a. (n.) Someone's bottom, behind, posterior. This term is strictly used to jest about a person or pet's behind or to tell them to get moving.
Example: You had better move that behunkis and get to school!
55. benefriend (bĕn'ə-frĕnd)
- a. (n.) A so-called friend with whom one partakes in devious activities, often stereotyped as sexually immoral acts, without fear of ruining the friendship and without any commitment. A friend with benefits.
56. besmirchify (bē-smûrch-ĭ-fī')
- a. (v.tr.) Charge falsely or with malicious intent; attack the good name and reputation of someone.
57. bitsipookems (bĭt'sē-pü'kəms')
- a. (n.) An affectionate term used to address a loved one, usually a significant other.
58. blaccent (blăk-cənt)
- a. (n.) A manner of speaking in which one sounds like an African-American from "da hood".
59. bleater (blē'tər)
- a. (n.) A person who complains excessively when in a difficult situation, often disturbing others who are attempting to resolve the issue.
60. blinknesia (blĭngk-knē'zhə)
- a. (n.) A case when someone leaves their blinker on for a while after they have turned or used it already.
61. blog (blôg)
- a. (n.) A weblogger or blogger.
62. bloviate (blō-vē-āt')
- a. (v.) To speak with gaseous eloquence.
63. blurfle (blûr'fəl)
- a. (v.) To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops.
64. bollockmonger (bul'ək-mŏn'gər)
- a. (n.) One who deals in the commodity of absolute bollocks. Characterised by the constant stream of nonsense and ill-begotten opinion that pours from his mouth, all of which the bollockmonger himself firmly believes. They can never understand why people place no worth on a word they says. We all know one, or two.
65. borgasm (bôr-găz'əm)
- a. (n.) a faked zenith of sexual excitement.
66. bouser (büz'ûr)
- a. (n.) Someone who is a consumer of literature, preferably books.
Example: He is a great bouser when he goes to a bookstore.
67. bovilexia (bō'vĭlĕk'sĭ-kə)
- a. (n.) The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" everytime you pass a cow.
68. bowbaktry (bŏw'băk-trē)
- a. (n.) The practice of bowing just to make the person bow back. A practice often taken advantage of in Asian countries; similar to the practice of salbaktry.
69. bozone (bō-zōn')
- a. (n.) The area around stupid people which prevents creative ideas from penetrating. Unfortuantely, the bozone shows no sign of disentigration in the near future.
70. brain cloud (brān kloud)
- a. (n.) A condition of the brain where one forgets large amounts of information for a short period of time, often occurring when one is queried about small amounts of information.
- b. (n.) An imaginary disease. Often diagnosed because a bribed doctor convinces one that there is little time left to live, recommending one best die doing something that would "improve society" thereupon, secretly richening the wealthy briber.
71. brain cramp (brān krămp)
- a. (n.) The inability to get some information or action to occur because your brain is failing to come up with the correct action or response.
- b. (n.) The polite version of brain fart, or cranial flatulation.
72. brain fart (brān färt)
- a. (n.) Malfunction of the brain on a given thought process, usually occurring during an important situation.
- b. (pron.) When one conveniently forgets something just at the right moment when he or she is asked an important question. In the act of trying not to look stupid as one is they cover it up by indicating that they had a brain fart. Unlike a normal fart, these leave no revolting odor or any clue to their presence.
Example: Bob: "What day of the week is it today, Fred?" Fred: "It's chili day in the cafeteria!" Bob: "No!... I asked what day of the week!" Fred: "Oh, brain fart... It's Friday."
73. bumblesquat (bŭm'bəl-skwŏt)
- a. (interj.) Curse. Used when something does not go to plan.
Example: "Oh bumblesquat!"
74. burbulation (bûr-bul-ā'shən)
- a. (n.) The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
75. bureauacnophobia (byur'ə-ăk'no-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) [Bureauacnophobia] is, as the name suggests, a phobia. One is not born with this phobia. Rather it is caused by one or more bad experiences with a bureaucrat or several bureaucrats, which make one frightened of them. A cure for this is not know at this time because it is difficult to work will any bureaucrats as they feel threatened by someone with this kind of phobia. A suggested course of action could follow the treatment of Arachnophobia (sans interaction with). Credited: B Dodd, September 3, 1998.
