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51. athupendecimal (ô-thŏ-pĕn'dĕs'ə-məl)

  1. a. (n.) Posessing a "know-all" personality. As in: "Your athupendecimal behaviour is offending me."
  2. b. (n.) Also, the quality of one's "know-all" personality. As in: "You have a great athupendecimality."

52. B+ stampede (bē plŭs stăm-pēd')

  1. a. (n.) The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.

53. bagerno (băj'ûr-nō)

  1. a. (n.) To get really, really stoned. This word only makes sense in that state of mind.

    Example: Dude, let's go bagerno.

54. baldage (bôld'āj)

  1. a. (n.) The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

55. banana hammock (băn-ăn'ə hăm'ək)

  1. a. (n.) A Speedo bathing suit or bikini briefs.

56. be-I-Jesus (bē-ī-jē'zəs)

  1. a. (interj.) An expression of doing something miraculously amazing.

    Example: I made water turn to wine! Be-I-Jesus!

57. beer goggles (bîr gŏg'əls)

  1. a. (n.) A condition afflicting inebriated individuals, allowing mutual attraction between those who would ordinarily not be attracted.

58. beersightedness (bîr'sī'tĭd'nĭs)

  1. a. (n.) The eye condition developed after "last call" in the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive than they were three hours earlier.

59. behunkis (bē-hŭng'kĭs)

  1. a. (n.) Someone's bottom, behind, posterior. This term is strictly used to jest about a person or pet's behind or to tell them to get moving.

    Example: You had better move that behunkis and get to school!

60. benefriend (bĕn'ə-frĕnd)

  1. a. (n.) A so-called friend with whom one partakes in devious activities, often stereotyped as sexually immoral acts, without fear of ruining the friendship and without any commitment. A friend with benefits.

61. besmirchify (bē-smûrch-ĭ-fī')

  1. a. (v.tr.) Charge falsely or with malicious intent; attack the good name and reputation of someone.

62. bitsipookems (bĭt'sē-pü'kəms')

  1. a. (n.) An affectionate term used to address a loved one, usually a significant other.

63. blaccent (blăk-cənt)

  1. a. (n.) A manner of speaking in which one sounds like an African-American from "da hood".

64. bleater (blē'tər)

  1. a. (n.) A person who complains excessively when in a difficult situation, often disturbing others who are attempting to resolve the issue.

65. blinknesia (blĭngk-knē'zhə)

  1. a. (n.) A case when someone leaves their blinker on for a while after they have turned or used it already.

66. blog (blôg)

  1. a. (n.) A weblogger or blogger.

67. bloviate (blō-vē-āt')

  1. a. (v.) To speak with gaseous eloquence.

68. blurfle (blûr'fəl)

  1. a. (v.) To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops.

69. bollockmonger (bul'ək-mŏn'gər)

  1. a. (n.) One who deals in the commodity of absolute bollocks. Characterised by the constant stream of nonsense and ill-begotten opinion that pours from his mouth, all of which the bollockmonger himself firmly believes. They can never understand why people place no worth on a word they says. We all know one, or two.

70. borgasm (bôr-găz'əm)

  1. a. (n.) a faked zenith of sexual excitement.

71. bouser (büz'ûr)

  1. a. (n.) Someone who is a consumer of literature, preferably books.

    Example: He is a great bouser when he goes to a bookstore.

72. bovilexia (bō'vĭlĕk'sĭ-kə)

  1. a. (n.) The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" everytime you pass a cow.

73. bowbaktry (bŏw'băk-trē)

  1. a. (n.) The practice of bowing just to make the person bow back. A practice often taken advantage of in Asian countries; similar to the practice of salbaktry.

74. bozone (bō-zōn')

  1. a. (n.) The area around stupid people which prevents creative ideas from penetrating. Unfortuantely, the bozone shows no sign of disentigration in the near future.

75. brain cloud (brān kloud)

  1. a. (n.) A condition of the brain where one forgets large amounts of information for a short period of time, often occurring when one is queried about small amounts of information.
  2. b. (n.) An imaginary disease. Often diagnosed because a bribed doctor convinces one that there is little time left to live, recommending one best die doing something that would "improve society" thereupon, secretly richening the wealthy briber.

 

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