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76. Bushify (büsh'ə-fī)
- a. (v.tr.) To get something very wrong, in any area of life.
Example: Seems that you've Bushified that one, Prime Minister.
77. bushspeak (bush-spēk)
- a. (n.) Language spoken by George W. Bush. Words used by an individual that are similar to the style of speech used by George W. Bush.
- b. (adj.) bush-speek. Totally incomprehensible. A statement that does not make sense.
Example: Your bushspeak language makes me feel dumb for talking to you.
78. bust (bŭst)
- a. (v.) The act of hugging someone of a significant height difference, resulting in crushing the head of the shorter person to the chest of the taller person.
Example: "Sally busted me when I tried to give her a hug; she was nearly a foot taller than me."
79. camouflush (kăm'ə-flŭsh)
- a. (n.) The unnecessary flushing of a public restroom toilet to mask embarrassing bodily sounds.
80. cashamed (kə-shāmd')
- a. (adj.) Feeling guilty or embarrassed about the amount of money one has.
81. catastrotree (kăt-ăs'trə-trē)
- a. (n.) When a cat or kitten knocks over or pulls down a Christmas tree.
Example: My cat, Jewel, caused a huge catastrotree.
82. chairy (châr'ē)
- a. (adj.) Someone who likes to chair in meetings, to preside, to be a master of ceremonies.
Examples:
Jimmy is every bit as chairy as Andrew, which spells trouble at a small institution like ours.
She is a wonderful person, but maybe just a touch too chairy to share a household.
83. chillax (chĭ-lăks')
- a. (v.) To chill and relax.
Example: Just chillax, and I'll be right with you.
84. chillaxing (chĭl-lăks'ĭng)
- a. (v.tr.) Actively chilling and relaxing; Taking things easy; Staying cool.
85. Chreaster (krē'stər)
- a. (n.) A person who attends their place of worship only on major holidays, such as Christmas and Easter.
Example: The Chreasters are coming! The Chreasters are coming!
86. chubble (chŭb'əl)
- a. (n.) The aerobic movement combining deep knee bends and sideward hops used when trying to fit into panty hose.
87. cleanaholic (klēn'ə-hôl'ĭk)
- a. (n.) Someone who, in seeing a crumb on the floor, cleans the whole house again.
88. cleaverage (klēv'ər-ĭj)
- a. (n.) The advantage women have over men when wearing a low-cut top.
89. clintoris (klĭn'tôr'ĭs)
- a. (n.) One of Bill Clinton's whores.
90. Clintoris (klĭn'tôr'ĭs)
- a. (n.) Proper. Monica Lewinsky.
91. coinophony (koin'ŭ-fō'nē)
- a. (n.) Annoying pocket concerts that people make when they jingle keys and loose change around.
92. comedicide (kə-mē'dĭ-sīd')
- a. (n.) The telling of a terrible joke which incorporates elements of a recently told good joke, or example of wit.
- b. (n.) The retelling of a good joke, where the comedy of the joke is completely lost in the retelling.
- c. (n.) The repetition of a comedic line, situation, or word until it has lost all meaning or humor.
93. compulsive slowpokyist (kəm-pŭl'sĭv slō'pōk'ē-ist)
- a. (n.) Any person who, while driving or walking, perhaps on a highway or in a mall, hurries up to get in front of others, but then travels really slow.
94. conflustered (kən-flŭs'tərd')
- a. (adj.) Describing a situation when one is so confused that they get flustered.
Example: My mother got me so conflustered while we were driving that I nearly put the car in the ditch.
95. confuzzled (kən-fŭz'əld')
- a. (adj.) Being both confused and puzzled; clueless or unclear.
96. conniption (kə'nĭp'shən)
- a. (n.) A hissy fit.
Example: When my wife finds out what I have done, she is going to have a conniption.
This is already defined in several dictionaries as a fit of rage.
97. contradick (kŏn'trə-dĭk)
- a. (n.) One who gainsays another person (contradicts them) primarily to make them look foolish, unwise, uncool, or otherwise bad.
Example: "Yeah, I was wrong, but you don't have to be such a contradick about it."
98. convercide (kŏn-vər-sīd)
- a. (n.) The act of killing of a conversation with a terrible comment.
Example: Jacob: "I tell you the art of Van Gogh is truely timeless." Bradley: "Indeed I must say, old chap." Edgar: "I think I have a few head lice." Jacob: "A truely pleasant way to commit convercide, Edgar."
99. conversate (kən-vûr'sāt)
- a. (v.) To make conversation. An uncommon phrase used to suggest the start of a conversation while making others believe one is smarter than they truely are.
Example: Excuse us while we escape to the vestibule and conversate for a short time.
100. cranial flatulation (krā'nē-əl flăch'yə'lā'shən)
- a. (n.) Condition of the brain to cease functioning mid-sentence, frequently occurring during important meetings where one must impress others, leaving the user of said brain with a blank stare.
101. crustmonger (krŭst-mŏng'gər)
- a. (n.) A person who is extremely crusty.
