Word List / Food & Drink :.
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1. abacus (ə-bāk'əs)
- a. (v.) The process of baking an item for a person or group.
Example: Hey guys, are you hungry? Abacus some pie!
2. abdicake (ăb'dĭ-kāk)
- a. (v.) To give up the last piece of cake to someone else.
Example: Is anyone going to eat the last piece of cake? I was but I'll abdicake in your favor.
3. addipted (ə-dĭpt'əd)
- a. (v.) Having the irresistible need to stay near the chip bowl.
Example: I'm totally addipted to this onion dip!
4. addiptive (ə-dĭp'tĭv)
- a. (v.) Describing something that traps oneself at the chip bowl.
Example: This French onion is totally addiptive!
5. aggravistle (ăg'rə-vĭs'əl)
- a. (n.) The small and inaccessible piece of steak that clings between the teeth and refuses to dislodge despite constant agitation, causing continuous discomfort and extreme annoyance.
6. alcologic (ăl'kə-lŏj'ĭk)
- a. (n.) Logic that is only understood while one is inebriated. To justify everything by the use of alcohol as the basis for every problem, debate, or argument. Any attempt at making a logical statement while one is drunk; Often identified as fuzzy logic. A system of reasoning based on alcohol and often not involving reason.
7. alcotholic (āl'kə-thə'lĭk)
- a. (n.) One who uses alcohol to excess to escape his rigid Catholic upbringing.
Example: It was religion that drove him to the drink; he's a terrible alcotholic.
8. Alfred Hitchcook (ăl'frĭd hĭch-kuk)
- a. (v.) To stab continuously at a block of frozen vegetables or other frozen food items to make them cook faster.
9. alponium (ăl-pō'nē-əm)
- a. (n.) (chemical symbol: Ap) A gaseous material identified by the initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food.
10. anchority (ăn'chôr'ĭ-tē)
- a. (n.) A group's final, hard-fought decision on what toppings to order on a pizza.
11. baboon (bă-bün)
- a. (n.) Possibly the highest state of being drunk one can achieve.
Example: Dang man, you're a full-out baboon!
12. bananosecond (bə-năn'ə-sĕk'ənd)
- a. (n.) The time elapsed between slipping on a banana peel and hitting the ground.
13. banectomy (bə-nek'tə-mē)
- a. (n.) The removal of bruises and other discrepancies on a banana.
14. banomaly (bənôm'ə-lē)
- a. (n.) (fictitious) A banana free of bruises and other discrepancies.
- b. (n.) Any specific bruise found on a banana.
15. bazookacidal (bə-zü'kə-sĭd'l)
- a. (n.) The overwhelming desire to reach out and pop a large gum bubble billowing from someone else's mouth.
16. beakabreath (bē-kə-brĕth)
- a. (adj.) Describing someone with chicken breath.
17. beer goggles (bîr gŏg'əls)
- a. (n.) A condition afflicting inebriated individuals, allowing mutual attraction between those who would ordinarily not be attracted.
18. beer thirty (bîr thûr'tē)
- a. (n.) Any time on the half hour that one decides to open and drink a beer.
19. beerplug (bîr plŭg)
- a. (n.) An inability for the male to "perform" although he is fully aroused. Caused by the consumption of too much alcohol.
20. beersightedness (bîr'sī'tĭd'nĭs)
- a. (n.) The eye condition developed after "last call" in the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive than they were three hours earlier.
21. belly twister (bĕl'ē twĭs'tər)
- a. (n.) A plastic coated wire used to close a bag of bread or other twist-close item.
22. bevameter (bĕv'ə-mē'tər)
- a. (n.) (a unit of measure) The distance a coaster, attached to the bottom of a wet glass, will travel before it falls back to earth.
23. bevamirage (bĕv'ə-mĭ-räzh')
- a. (n.) The two or three inches of dark plastic on the bottom of a nearly empty two-liter cola bottle that fools the owner into thinking that there is at least one whole glass of soda remaining.
24. beveragitation (bĕv'răj'ĭ-tā'shən)
- a. (n.) The disturbing feeling of loss and bewilderment one experiences when looking into an empty cup or mug that they were sure contained at least another mouthful.
25. bleemus (blēm'əs)
- a. (n.) The disgusting film on the top of soups, puddings, and cocoa that sit out for too long.
