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51. coeggulate (kō-ĕg'yəlāt')

  1. a. (v.) To cause transformation of a raw egg into cooked or solid form.
  2. b. (v.) kō-ĕg'yəlāt'. (n.) coeggulant - The agent that causes an egg to coeggulate.

52. condimentize (kŏn'də-mən-tīz')

  1. a. (v.) The act of applying any form of condiment to a food product.

53. crackerslacker (krăk'ər-slăk'ər)

  1. a. (n.) The crackers that are found under the aluminum or plastic pouch when one finishes a package.

54. crispinization (krĭs'pĭ'nĭ-zā'shən)

  1. a. (n.) The process that is undergone when a perfectly gooey, fresh baked chocolate chip cookie is left out for a day and a half, rendering it inedible and suitable for brickwork.

55. crudmuffin (krŭd-mŭf'ĭn)

  1. a. (n.) An item of food so disgusting that one can't even stomach it.
  2. b. (n.) A food so sick-looking that one can't tell what it's supposed to be.

    Example: I think the cafeteria is serving crudmuffins again.

56. cubelo (kyü'-bĕ'lō)

  1. a. (n.) Any single ice cube left by the last person who is typically too lazy to refill the ice tray.

57. cutlerimmunodeficiency (kŭt'lər-ĭm'yə-nō-dĭ-fĭsh'ən-sē, -ĭ-myü'nō-)

  1. a. (n.) An innate, acquired, or induced inability to pick the right piece of cutlery out of the entire set in a drawer every time one reaches in; often stricken with the result of choosing the worst-suited piece of cutlery contained in a drawer.

58. dietribe (dī'ə-trīb')

  1. a. (n.) An irate sermon or lecture on healthy eating.

59. dillrelict (dĭl-rĕl'ĭkt)

  1. a. (n.) The last pickle in the jar that avoids all attempts to be captured.

60. dinch (dĭnch)

  1. a. (n.) A meal, usually between lunch and dinner, eaten after lunch time, 12:00pm to 2:00pm, and before dinner, 6:00pm to 8:00pm. The compliment to brunch. One of two meals eaten by those on a two-meal-a-day diet.

61. disconfect (dis-kən-fekt')

  1. a. (v.) To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will "remove" all the germs.

62. Dr. Pepsier (dŏk'tər pĕp'sē'ər)

  1. a. (n.) The result of mixing Dr. Pepper and Pepsi.

63. drain salad (drān săl'əd)

  1. a. (n.) The scrambled collection of various wet food scraps and chunks found in the drain stopper after washing the dishes.

64. dumpster cake (dŭmp'stər kāk)

  1. a. (n.) A cake found inside a dumpster.

    Example: Cakes thrown away after a day at a carnival become dumpster cakes.

65. dünken häcken (dŭng'kən hăk'ən)

  1. a. (n.) Violent coughing attack brought on by inhaling the powdered sugar on a doughnut.

66. eggshausted (ěg-zôst'-ĕd)

  1. a. (adj.) When the eggs in a carton are all used up.

    Example: I got into the refrigerator late one night to make a quick egg sandwich, but both I and the carton were eggshausted. So, I opted for cookies and milk, then went to bed.

67. excess bunnage (ĕk'sĕs bŭ'nĭj)

  1. a. (n.) When one has more buns than hot dogs at a cook out.

68. excess frankage (ĕk'sĕs frăng'kĭj)

  1. a. (n.) When one has more hot dogs than buns during a cookout.

69. fartburn (färt'bûrn')

  1. a. (n.) A condition caused by excessive farting.

70. federal (fĕd'ər-əl)

  1. a. (adj.) Very real, or great; serious; official.

    Example: Yo, those chicken strips were federal!

71. flake (flāk)

  1. a. (n.) Slang. A knock-off production or product made to appear as good as the superior work or product from which it came.

    Example: This grocer's brand orange juice is just a flake made from a powder mix.

72. flavorite (flā'vər-ĭt)

  1. a. (adj.) Referring to a flavor that is preferred above all others.

    Example: That is my most flavorite vegetable ever.

73. flopcorn (flŏp'kôrn')

  1. a. (n.) The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the cooker.

74. foodgitive (füd-jĭ-tĭv)

  1. a. (adj.) Any vegetable that sneaks over a partition of a TV dinner tray into either the main course or dessert area.

    Example: Call for backup! We have foodgitive beet in the chocolate pudding! It is suspected to be armed with a highly potent distaste.

75. frankfluid (frănk-flü'ĭd)

  1. a. (n.) The liquid at the bottom of hot dog packages.

 

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