Definition of $ware :.
(shŏp-wâr)
1. (n.) A damaging clump of commercial software that leads to the purchase of more software.
Origins: My Wallet (supporting variant of My Computer).
Submitted by: PoorerGettingWiser, Topics: Computers & Internet
2. (n.) swâr. Customer-speak (CS). The latest update.
Origins: My Wallet (supporting variant of My Computer).
Submitted by: PoorerGettingWiser, Topics: Computers & Internet
3. (n.) yĕs-yĕs-wâr. Suit-speak (SS). That worthless piece of drekware we foisted on our customers, and made even more money selling the dreks our new version, which will fix it all, again.
Origins: My Wallet (supporting variant of My Computer).
Submitted by: PoorerGettingWiser, Topics: Computers & Internet

