Definition of Vegetabible :.
(vĕj'ĭ-tə-bī'bəl)
1. (n.) A book pertaining to the ways that a vegetable should live. Sometimes referred to as a gardener's book on growing vegetables.
Origins: Comparing a book on plants and the Bible, there isn't much difference besides the target audience. The vast majority of saved vegetables are believed to be Catholic. This is primarily because vegetables have not been known to read the Vegetabible. Instead the message is read to them by the gardener. The vegetables are fed fertilizer and water after the supper. The gardener suffers the hardship of tending to them, and come the weekend, the gardener is exhausted, but on the third day he rises again to save them from withering to death.
Submitted by: Anonymous, Topics: Food & Drink, Language & Literature
