Definition of douchehalent :.
(dü'shə-lənt)
1. (adj.) The uncanny ability to call one a douche with such perfect timing as to greatly enhance the effect of the insult.
Example: Man 1: "What a nice day!" Man 2: "It's raining, you douche! What in tarnation are you talkin' about, nice day?!?!" Man 1: "Your insult cuts me deep, perhaps to the bone. How very douchehalent of you."
Submitted by: Herman_the_jewish_Dinosaur, Topics: Behavior & Lifestyle, Insults & Disrespect
