Definition of morningfart :.
(môr'nĭng-färt)
1. (n.) A fart that did not pass during the night and is ready to blow in the morning.
Origins: Spawns from that terrible song by Morningwood and the realization that many gentlemen also have a fart in the morning. It was also previously suggested as "morning fart" in November, 2004 on the Urban Dictionary.
Submitted by: SpeKiehl, Topics: Health & Medicine
