Definition of shmeg :.
(shmĕg)
1. (n.) A unit defined as the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Origins: Likely, a secret council devised an answer to this age-old question. The council now spends its days hiding the true origins of this term.
Example: A woodchuck could chuck a shmeg of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Submitted by: Mori, Topics: Nature & Wildlife, Science & Technology

